Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Juan Matas Beard]

Mourinho wins trophies everywhere he goes.

Funny how he's looked down on after 6 bad months when other managers have many bad years in a row.

Klopp also had a bad season.

 

[MaraDon]

Mourinho wins trophies everywhere he goes.

Funny how he's looked down on after 6 bad months when other managers have many bad years in a row.

I know, I know. He spends alot.

he is looked down because he is a classless **** that produces more wrong than good in every club he goes.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

Mourinho wins trophies everywhere he goes.

Funny how he's looked down on after 6 bad months when other managers have many bad years in a row.

I know, I know. He spends alot.

He's looked down on because despite his trophies he ends up burning all bridges at the club within 3 years and leaves in a hissy fit.

 

[SuperGoon]

He'll do his ****ing best to stay at man united. He's been brown nosing for that job for years.

 

[RandyMarsh]

Yeah he won't be at United longer than 3 years, but i'd put money on him winning the league during that tenure.

 

[Gael Clea-show]

So 3 years of not scoring against Utd and blaming injuries, referees and bad luck then?

Now we'll have two bogey teams in the league to **** ourselves against.

Can't wait!

 

[TheSage]

Mourinho is a top cnut ... but he wins things ... isn't that what Utd have always been all about? seems like the perfect match cnut as a manager and cnuts for fans ...

 

[Hunta]

If Mourinho goes to United, next season:

City
United
Chelsea
Arsenal

Don't think Liverpool will be good enough and Sp**s won't be as consistent next year, especially if Kane and co get taken by the Mancs.

 

[sammyvine]

i actually think its a good appointment...as bad as he was this year with chelsea, or basically losing the dressing room...he is a very good manager. Nobody can deny that. Last season he won the PL with Chelsea. TBH he is the best manager they can get who is available.

 

[Anthony Martial]

I think Mourinho wants settle down in England and wants a long term job. It is to be seen if he is capable of building a dynasty as he wishes though.

 

[SuperGoon]

For that he needs to swallow his pride and ego. He needs to accept losses-- not be happy with them-- but accept that they are a possibility, while introducing youth into his side.


Only then can he actually be a manager that's comparable to his predecessors. United suits him well though, he'll spend and they'll let him spend as long as it gets results. Can Mourinho put his ego behind him though? You'd sooner get pigs flying.

 

[Godwin1]

As a lot of people are saying if Mourinho wants a long term job at united then he's going to have to drastically change his methods, which are the same methods which get him titles in the short term.

Still if Man Utd just want a guy to come in and win a title then hire another manager in two a three seasons then they have their man.

 

[Bould14]

It's still a push that United get Jose, but Arsenal need to start thinking of who they will offer the Arsenal job to. Tuchel, Emery, or Howe are my top 3.

 

[SuperGoon]

Howe needs to prove himself more before he's even considered. He has potential, sure, but he's not got the respect to lead a big club yet.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Probably one of the most reliable sources around confirms it.

 

[Nyctophobia]

José clearly wanted the job when Sir Alex left so it's no surprise really, I guess the United fans are happy getting in a more proven manager even if his trademark playing style is as far from Sir Alex's football as you could get.

 

[MaraDon]

Probably one of the most reliable sources around confirms it.

one more reason to keep hating you guys with all my heart.

 

[SuperGoon]

Nah, Jose will focus his attention on Man City. He'll still throw the odd swipe at Wenger but his inferiority complex will be ripe against Pep.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Mourinho will end at mental hospital competing against the two persons he hate most. One who has insane record against him and the other who has insane job securance over him.

Few bad results and they need to call the doctor.

 

[BobP]

United are just looking for quick fixes here, no consistency in their action, seem like a club in disarray.