Genuinely forgot about this lol
Thuram with a brace in a semi final hmmm SIM/writers got lazy in the mean time innit
Thuram with a brace in a semi final hmmm SIM/writers got lazy in the mean time innit
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Draft CL Draft: Semi-Final 2: 4Juan6 Spartans vs The Sauce Squad
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Don’t mind albakos @Rex Bezos, I will Wait For U.
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In The Winchester, Waiting For This To Blow Over
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Rex getting this finished like...
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Country: Wales
With a spirited half time talk from @Juan Matas Beard telling his team to Make Me Proud we're back on with the second half. The players stride out to One Dance and indeed there's just one dance left for these teams.
With the score at 2-1 on the night there will be no extra time and in 45 minutes one of these teams will be playing Marvins Room.
It won't be Kaka though if he can help it. He robs a napping Gattuso, and he's got space to run at...
Kroos can't get back to him...
Into the penalty area where...
KROOS CATCHES HIM!
Stone cold penalty and Mike Dean shows Kroos the yellow card. Ronaldo is hovering...
But it's Gerrard of course who knew From Time that it was his penalty. Up he steps...
AND SCORES!!!
Another goal from Captain Fantastic! Is he the true star of this team?
All equal on the night and it's base camp on the attempted come back for the Spartans. They need another goal though to go through on aggregate. If they pull it off they'll be talking about this Now And Forever.
Right from the kick off Mbappe plays an absolutely atrocious pass to Kaka and again he can run at the Sauce Squad defence...
Ronaldo is screaming for the ball...
He gets it... tackle from Thuram but it bobbles kindly for Ronaldo!
He steadies himself and....
SMASHES IT PAST NEUER! WHAT A HIT INTO THE TOP CORNER!
The German had no chance as Ronaldo flashed that in and the Spartans are back on top! 3-2 on the night... they Started From The Bottom now they're here! The whole team!
The Sauce Squad have fallen apart in just five minutes here from a rapid fire blitz. @Trilly is shouting encouragement to the team trying to turn Nothings Into Somethings.
Time ticks on and the Sauce Squad are piling on the pressure with 20 minutes left...
Deco manages to hold off a Casemiro challenge and gets the ball wide to the substitute Panucci...
He puts a good ball in...
That's headed away by Makelele... it comes out to Kaka...
Head up and once again the majestic Brazilian is flying up the field on the counter...
Kroos is left chasing and he can't get risk a second yellow... Kaka carries it away from Ferdinand...
Tight angle in the penalty area....
BUT HE HITS THE POST!
It bounces clear.
AND TAPPED IN BY RONALDO!!
That has to be the nail in the coffin now for the Sauce Squad! With 20 minutes they're two goals away. Absolutely shredded by Kaka in the second half, no goals or assists to his name but he's flipped the script and he's getting Crew Love from his teammates.
Looks like Redemption for Ronaldo as well as he finally leaves his mark on this tournament!
The Sauce Squad look dead on their feet and into the final minutes they need to Own It as the second half collapse has been really unforgivable.
Deco is still working away and manages to slip between Makelele and Casemiro...
Plays a smart ball out to Mahrez...
He slows the ball down... feints right...
But cuts inside... there's a challenge from Davies....
THAT LOOKS VERY LATE!
YES IT'S A PENALTY TO THE SAUCE SQUAD IN THE FINAL SECONDS!
Surely not time to get two goals but anyway...
Here's Ronaldinho...
AND THE STAR MAN SENDS SCHMEICHEL THE WRONG WAY! HOPE FOR THE SAUCE SQUAD!
Suddenly there's a nervous silence around the stadium... even though the final whistle could go anytime if there's a last gasp equaliser the Sauce Squad are through...
And indeed they win it back seconds after the Spartans kick off...
It's Kroos who whips it out wide to Mbappe...
AND HE NUTMEGS DANI ALVES!
There's no cover on that side and the centre back doesn't want to go out to him...
This is going to be the last chance...
Head up from the Frenchman... no angle for the shot...
BUT HE FIRES A LOW CROSS IN FOR MAHREZ!!
HE HITS THE POST! AND THE REFEREE BLOWS THE WHISTLE!
THE GAME IS OVER! SPARTANS GO THROUGH!
The Sauce Squad players collapse to the ground... their managers comfort and tell them to Hold On, We're Going Home but some of their players look shellshocked. Mahrez certainly doesn't Feel No Ways as he's comforted in floods of tears by Ferdinand and Deco. There's been no Hotline Bling dance from Griezmann either who looks heartbroken on the bench.
Drake is on the pitch... half and half shirt abandoned and now just replaced by a Spartans jersey! @Trilly looks on heartbroken as the Six God pops a bottle with @Gooner416
It's an evil world...
Victory by the score of 4-3 on the night and 5-4 on aggregate for the Spartans! They're through into the final where of course we will have A MESSI VS RONALDO FINAL! Nothing to be In My Feelings about here as the GOAT debate will be settled once and for all!
Congratulations to @Juan Matas Beard and @Gooner416 you're into the final to face @A_G whilst it's comiserations to @Trilly and myself. Great game guys!
With the score at 2-1 on the night there will be no extra time and in 45 minutes one of these teams will be playing Marvins Room.
It won't be Kaka though if he can help it. He robs a napping Gattuso, and he's got space to run at...
Kroos can't get back to him...
Into the penalty area where...
KROOS CATCHES HIM!
Stone cold penalty and Mike Dean shows Kroos the yellow card. Ronaldo is hovering...
But it's Gerrard of course who knew From Time that it was his penalty. Up he steps...
AND SCORES!!!
Another goal from Captain Fantastic! Is he the true star of this team?
All equal on the night and it's base camp on the attempted come back for the Spartans. They need another goal though to go through on aggregate. If they pull it off they'll be talking about this Now And Forever.
Right from the kick off Mbappe plays an absolutely atrocious pass to Kaka and again he can run at the Sauce Squad defence...
Ronaldo is screaming for the ball...
He gets it... tackle from Thuram but it bobbles kindly for Ronaldo!
He steadies himself and....
SMASHES IT PAST NEUER! WHAT A HIT INTO THE TOP CORNER!
The German had no chance as Ronaldo flashed that in and the Spartans are back on top! 3-2 on the night... they Started From The Bottom now they're here! The whole team!
The Sauce Squad have fallen apart in just five minutes here from a rapid fire blitz. @Trilly is shouting encouragement to the team trying to turn Nothings Into Somethings.
Time ticks on and the Sauce Squad are piling on the pressure with 20 minutes left...
Deco manages to hold off a Casemiro challenge and gets the ball wide to the substitute Panucci...
He puts a good ball in...
That's headed away by Makelele... it comes out to Kaka...
Head up and once again the majestic Brazilian is flying up the field on the counter...
Kroos is left chasing and he can't get risk a second yellow... Kaka carries it away from Ferdinand...
Tight angle in the penalty area....
BUT HE HITS THE POST!
It bounces clear.
AND TAPPED IN BY RONALDO!!
That has to be the nail in the coffin now for the Sauce Squad! With 20 minutes they're two goals away. Absolutely shredded by Kaka in the second half, no goals or assists to his name but he's flipped the script and he's getting Crew Love from his teammates.
Looks like Redemption for Ronaldo as well as he finally leaves his mark on this tournament!
The Sauce Squad look dead on their feet and into the final minutes they need to Own It as the second half collapse has been really unforgivable.
Deco is still working away and manages to slip between Makelele and Casemiro...
Plays a smart ball out to Mahrez...
He slows the ball down... feints right...
But cuts inside... there's a challenge from Davies....
THAT LOOKS VERY LATE!
YES IT'S A PENALTY TO THE SAUCE SQUAD IN THE FINAL SECONDS!
Surely not time to get two goals but anyway...
Here's Ronaldinho...
AND THE STAR MAN SENDS SCHMEICHEL THE WRONG WAY! HOPE FOR THE SAUCE SQUAD!
Suddenly there's a nervous silence around the stadium... even though the final whistle could go anytime if there's a last gasp equaliser the Sauce Squad are through...
And indeed they win it back seconds after the Spartans kick off...
It's Kroos who whips it out wide to Mbappe...
AND HE NUTMEGS DANI ALVES!
There's no cover on that side and the centre back doesn't want to go out to him...
This is going to be the last chance...
Head up from the Frenchman... no angle for the shot...
BUT HE FIRES A LOW CROSS IN FOR MAHREZ!!
HE HITS THE POST! AND THE REFEREE BLOWS THE WHISTLE!
THE GAME IS OVER! SPARTANS GO THROUGH!
The Sauce Squad players collapse to the ground... their managers comfort and tell them to Hold On, We're Going Home but some of their players look shellshocked. Mahrez certainly doesn't Feel No Ways as he's comforted in floods of tears by Ferdinand and Deco. There's been no Hotline Bling dance from Griezmann either who looks heartbroken on the bench.
Drake is on the pitch... half and half shirt abandoned and now just replaced by a Spartans jersey! @Trilly looks on heartbroken as the Six God pops a bottle with @Gooner416
It's an evil world...
Victory by the score of 4-3 on the night and 5-4 on aggregate for the Spartans! They're through into the final where of course we will have A MESSI VS RONALDO FINAL! Nothing to be In My Feelings about here as the GOAT debate will be settled once and for all!
Congratulations to @Juan Matas Beard and @Gooner416 you're into the final to face @A_G whilst it's comiserations to @Trilly and myself. Great game guys!
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Ty for using my correct pronouns.
Ngl though, been waiting for my doge coins.
EDIT: @Rex Bezos , elite storytelling
In tears ffs
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- #28
Country: Wales
Ngl was a hard match to write knowing our dream team wasn't making the finals. @Trilly we bottled that like the title has to be said.
Winning position with an elite team 1 through 11 and should've seen it home. Messi vs Ronaldo will be tasty though...
Winning position with an elite team 1 through 11 and should've seen it home. Messi vs Ronaldo will be tasty though...
Credit for the write ups but this sim ffs, greatest ever players in the tourney and Gerrard of all people dominating the tourney kinda ruins the experience icl. Like going to a Michelin two star restaurant and the waiter audibly farts while serving your food.
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Country: Wales
Might just be that the Man Utd supporter's team has had an ungodly amount of penalties.
If I speak...
Country: England
@Gooner416 another win in the knockout rounds? @A_G in the final?
Our boys coming out in OvO black and gold kits in the final.
Our boys coming out in OvO black and gold kits in the final.
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