Win Manchester United 0 - 1 Arsenal | Sunday, May 12th | KO: 16:30 GMT | Sky Sports

Here's hoping they beat us at home as comfortably as they've beaten Brighton, Bournemouth, Palace & Fulham.

It has fallen to me to shepherd our young, battle weary Gunners & will them on to see our last away match of the season in style.

It is to be the 32nd battle at Old Trafford between the two sides who, in the not-so-distant past, WERE the Premier League.

I say battle because no trip to Old Trafford has ever been a drab affair. Even when both clubs were cast into the wilderness.

Those titanic battles that did matter, usually swung the pelendulum towards the victor.



This legendary gunner knew what it's all about!!

We mustn't falter in the face of what is, undoubtedly, the worst United side since the PL era started. This is coupled with the fact they're being led by the worst United manager of said era & certainly the one most obsessed with us!!

God willing, it's a hard fought 3 points for us so that INEOS remains convinced Ten Hag is the way forward so he can fritter away another £400 million.

Manchester United 0 - Arsenal 2

 

[Nunowoolmez]

Casemiro and Evans at the back.

 

[Sanchez11]

Same thing that happened to the Joker, except Rooney fell into a vat full of custard.

Hes bigger than me ffs, whats with the hair colour? What a knob ffs!

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

Let's just win the match.

Not comfortable with all this talk of putting 5-6 past them.

They're crap generally but they do have players who on their day can cause real problems for any side. They'll probably be up for this match too.

 

[A_G]

Have you guys seen this United team?

It's so depleted that I'm in a weird way actually worried they'll surprise us. We should beat them man.

If it was a bunch of dossers + Bruno/Rashford, I’d be worried about a nasty surprise. But this team looks genuine crap with even Ambrat in midfield. Should win by 3 goals minimum.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

@UnitedBeard should be an easy 3 points for us.

 

[Blood on the Tracks]

Actually ignore my last post.

Didn't realise Ratboy and Rashford are out.

 

[Nunowoolmez]

Also when we win 4-0 today, this will still be @Farzad Stoned calling Arteta crap...

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1787509925465264198

Jeez...when you've reached the stage you are reacting to whatever Carlton fckin Palmer is saying, you have trouble !

 

[Sapient Hawk]

@UnitedBeard should be an easy 3 points for us.

I know you're saying this in jest but you'll find a lot of us here believe it more than you do

 

[Makingtrax]

Our first corner, watch if they have a man on Ben White to stop him backing into Onana.

If they do, ETH knows his business, like Unai. If they don’t he’s sh!te like big Ange.

 

[krengon]

That United team is so **** I can’t see how we drop points here as long as we don’t beat ourselves.. Should be a comfortable win

 

[LookingForEric]

We’ve had this so many times before where United’s teams been awful and we’ve ****ed up at old Trafford.

 

[MikelHadADream]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1789671432823181383

Kills flow rocking boots designed by a Peckham red ffs.

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

I know you're saying this in jest but you'll find a lot of us here believe it more than you do

We can't defend cutback goals, expect many of these to be created and scored against us.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

I take 2-1 loss here right now just to be put out of my misery waiting for us to **** this up.

 

[MikeVinna]

Really hope we smash them into another realm.

Also I just remembered the Newcastle game with the push on Gabriel will cost us the title.

 

[avenellroad]

That Sky AV about the MU-Arsenal games of past has got my pumped. Hope we can put in a statement performance today

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Really hope we smash them into another realm.

Also I just remembered the Newcastle game with the push on Gabriel will cost us the title.

The penalty we should have got in the Emirates cost us the title.

 

[Batman]

Same thing that happened to the Joker, except Rooney fell into a vat full of custard.

 

[Blankety Blank]

Looks like Man U are trying to sure up the midfield, make it hard to get through & hit us on the break.

Look it's Old Trafford away & they tend to get up for the bigger games but with a makeshift defence we really should be able punish them.

They need a performance after Monday but class should tell.

 

[A_G]

The United Stand pre match stream was interesting, they actually said they don’t mind Arsenal winning because it keeps up the possibility that City won’t win the PL. They got more faith than I do in this race.