Houssem Aouar

[Gegen Pressing]

somewhere in France...

Secretary "Good night Mr Aulas, so you wish me to switch off all the lights , as per usual?"

Aulas "Of course. The fax from Arsenal will light up the room enough for me to see that number . "

Secretary "So there won't be any other business tonight?"

Aulas "we sell for 50M and promote from the academy for free. That's the business!"

 

[Dial Square 1886]

Is it only me who thinks this is done and dusted already?

I mean there may be a tiny bit of wiggle room on the price still from one side or the other and the payment specifics, but just seems like a deal has been agreed in principle and will be an0unced at a good time for Lyon.

Maybe I'm just an optimist

 

[razörist]

At least it’s over in 5 days. Would be fun to go no internet until the deadline and then see what has all happened!

 

[HairSprayGooners]

 

[HairSprayGooners]

@HairSprayGooners

Tbf I doubt they'll break any real new stuff.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

At least it’s over in 5 days. Would be fun to go no internet until the deadline and then see what has all happened!

Its impossible to go 5 days without internet. How would you even survive first 24 hours???

 

[dashsnow17]

At least it’s over in 5 days. Would be fun to go no internet until the deadline and then see what has all happened!

Just that. That's the dream, the terrifying dream.

 

[Preacher]

I just know one thing that Lyon will announce Aouar as Arsenal player sooner than our PR department.
This is one positive dealing with clubs like Lyon and Dortmund. They dont f*ck around. We like dithering and killing all the hype.

 

[blaze_of_glory]

Been saying we need this ever since Emery slipped Novichok into Özil's water bottle

 

[OnlyOne]

@hydrofluoric acid

 

[Jury]

Its impossible to go 5 days without internet. How would you even survive first 24 hours???

The Internet is a negative black hole of eternal dog ****. I went without it for 6 days last year and it felt amazing. I did other stuff. It was incredible!

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

The Internet is a negative black hole of eternal dog ****. I went without it for 6 days last year and it felt amazing. I did other stuff. It was incredible!

That is incredible. I even go on theninternet in the highlands when hunting deers. Even if it takes hours just loading a page.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Been saying we need this ever since Emery slipped Novichok into Özil's water bottle

@say yes

 

[OnlyOne]

@say yes

@hydrofluoric acid

 

[dashsnow17]

Been saying we need this ever since Emery slipped Novichok into Özil's water bottle

Or whatever the Spanish equivalent is, 'novato' probably.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

@hydrofluoric acid

Are you excited for the final days in the market? Will you buy FM21 and start Rúnarsson over Letgo?

 

[OnlyOne]

Sre you excited for the final days in the market? Will you buy FM21 and start Rúnarsson over Letgo?

I am excited for the final days of the football transfer market, and I will not buy FM21 and start Puffinson over Leno.

 

[Gooner416]

Had a really close friend who used to work in the Arsenal corporate box. Overheard a couple of bigshots talking about Schneiderlin when he was at Everton and how he would fit into our team, they were apparently talking about it like it was a done deal. My pal stuck a ton on him to join us, got something like 8/11. By the end of the day the odds were something like 3/10.

true story, hilarious but not for my friend

You mean when he was at Southampton prior to joining Utd?

 

[Moah]

Its impossible to go 5 days without internet. How would you even survive first 24 hours???

We had our internet blocked in our entire country for more than a month this year, you'll go crazy the first two or three days but it will set in and give you opportunities to explore life without it.

I planned many things I would do once I get internet again but once it was back I went back to my old routine.

 

[Gooner416]

I like the idea that Arsenal would seal such a big deal and then leak it to a 12 year old who writes for a website no-one has ever heard of before.

Poetic justice.