EPL: Arsenal vs Chelsea - Sun. Jan 24th, 4:00pm

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  1. Aevi

    Aevi Hale End FC Moderator

    ARSENAL VS. CHELSEA

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    Pep Talk
    Arsenal-
    Position: 1st.
    Points: 44

    Chelsea
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    Position: *Scrolling down table* *Scrolling further* *Further* 14th.
    Points: 25

    CHELSEA HAS BEEN SO UTTERLY **** THIS YEAR, WHERE IS THE ****ING COMPETITION??? THEY BEAT US THIS SEASON BECAUSE OF ****ING MIKE BALDY, ABSOLUTE SCUM! IS HE THERE TO SAVE THEIR ASSES NOW? NO! TIME TO SEND THEM IN THE RELEGATION ZONE WHERE THEY ****ING BELONG, STUFF THEIR PIECE OF **** BUS IN OUR CANNON AND BLAST THEM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TO ROT! THE ****TY PLASTIC FANS WILL SEE THE LIGHT AND LONDON WILL BE RED, AND ONLY RED! RED WITH OUR COLORS AND THE BLOOD OF A RAVAGED CHELSEA TEAM! FELLOW GOONERS, SUNDAY WILL BE THE DAY! THE NEW DAWN! IN THE NAME OF JESUS CECH, LET US BATTER THEM WITH A SCORELINE THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE GREATEST ****ING DEMOLITION THAT HAS EVER GRACED THE PREMIER LEAGUE! MAKE THEM REGRET SELLING THE BEST ****ING KEEPER IN THE WORLD! LET'S ALSO PUT THAT ***** FABREGAS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS, SHINING MESUT'S BOOTS, DESPERATE TO BE HIS APPRENTICE. SUNDAY, WE DINE CHAMPIONS OF THE GLORIOUS CITY OF LONDON!

    Possible Lineup
    Assuming Alexis and Özil are back as expected *knocks on wood*, this should be what Wenger chooses:

    Cech
    Bellerin-Mertesacker-Gabriel-Monreal
    Ramsey-Elneny
    Campbell-Özil-Sanchez
    Giroud
    I want to see the Gabriel-Costa showdown happen once again (Ronda Rousey vs Holly Holm style), Elneny end Flamini's abysmal career at CM, and a standard front 4 that needs no explanation.

    Prediction
    Hoping for 6-0. Let's not exaggerate though guys, realistically we'll be seeing a 5-0.
     
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  2. Nyctophobia

    Nyctophobia Well-Known Member

    Now that's how you do a match thread :lol:
     
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  3. yousif_arsenal

    yousif_arsenal King of Twitter Rumours Moderator

    lol a win and they will be 22 points YES 22 POINT! behind us that would be so banter "Jenkinson style".

    Cech
    Bellerin Mertesacker Kosh Nacho
    EL Ramsey
    Campbell Özil Alexis
    Theo
     
  4. Dennis_Bergkamp_10

    Dennis_Bergkamp_10 Well-Known Member

  5. redanddread

    redanddread The stone that the builders refuse

    This one we need to win.....
     
  6. Penn_

    Penn_ Established Member



    Wenger should quote this word for word before the game

    :lol:
     
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  7. RandyMarsh

    RandyMarsh Established Member

    Absolute must win. No excuses. We've got our two draws away at tough grounds, now it's time to do the business on our own turf. Chelsea are shocking really.

    Alexis will be back, still unsure about Özil. Wenger is rarely spot on with injury timelines so don't take his word for gospel here.

    I'd go with the OP's team. Give Theo a week off. Flamini/Ramsey just has to ****ing stop too. Elneny must save the day.
     
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  8. Sanchez11

    Sanchez11 Superior Journalist To Charles Watts

    At least we get a week off for this one. This is one we 100% need to win.
     
  9. Hunta

    Hunta NOT In A Caravan Trusted

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  10. David Smith

    David Smith Well-Known Member

    We are going to crush the Chelsea I can't wait!!!
     
  11. Rimaal

    Rimaal Questionable Taste

    I need to recover from this week before I start worrying about the next. see you in a couple of days.

    Great effort on the thread though @Aevius
     
  12. Hunta

    Hunta NOT In A Caravan Trusted

    Arsenal 0-2 Chelsea

    Fabregas, Costa.
     
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  13. Tir Na Nog

    Tir Na Nog In Big Trouble If He Speaks

    Yep, definitely a game we should be winning. Not sure how serious Diego's injury was..... so he could be missing. No matter who is in their defence they've been awful and they'll probably need to win this game too.
     
  14. em9999

    em9999 The Coward of AM

  15. Rainbow Dash

    Rainbow Dash New Member

    Arsenal 0 - 1 Chelsea....I just don't see us beating them... since were hardly in the form of our lives. Granted, neither are Chelsea... however Hiddink will know how to set his side out against us and Wenger's tactics will just play into Chelsea's hands (again), so I guess they'll just hit us on the counter or score from a corner or something.
     
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  16. rich 1990

    rich 1990 Men's Rights Activist

    Start Gabriel. That's all I ask. Doesn't even have to be in defence. Let him loose.
     
  17. blaze_of_glory

    blaze_of_glory Moderator Moderator

    100% guarantee Chelsea play their best game in months vs us. Gonna be very tough, these ****s will give everything.
     
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  18. Gervais

    Gervais Well-Known Member

    1-0 win.
     
  19. Kroket

    Kroket Trusty and Sensible Trusted

    Wenger's done well in big games recently, Mourinho's gone and we'll have our two best players back and ready to go. Feeling uncharacteristically optimistic for this one.
     
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  20. yousif_arsenal

    yousif_arsenal King of Twitter Rumours Moderator

    5-0 win Gabriel Hattrick, John Terry 2 own goals.
     
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