Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Buhry]

The state of this guy throwing a tantrum like a big baby at his age.

He should be grateful that ETH gave him a PL career.

Like he is too good to do a job at LB in a desperate situation. Ffs man, he should be grateful to baldie for being at man utd on 200k a week in the first place while being such a fraud of a winger. If 7 Hag says jump he should ask how high

 

[James Bond]

My f**king god this guy still going on about this it was early of season too ffs. Also wasn't penalty offside was correct and no foul on Evans just stop it baldy

Wish one of the journalists hit him with the @Yousif Arsenal special.

This man has absolutely no shame though. Imagine being the manager of Manchester United and STILL trying to feast off a noble loss to Arsenal 6(!) months ago.

 

[Batman]

"I would much rather do a 'Pretty Woman' with the local hooker who hisses than date Dua Lipa. That's my choice, not because she'd never look at me."

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

"I would much rather do a 'Pretty Woman' with the local hooker who hisses than date Dua Lipa. That's my choice, not because she'd never look at me."

Next Mbappe isn't going to want to play for Yanited either though. I'm glad it sounds like he doesn't know what he's talking about and he's talking about insta-success.

 

[Riou]

"I would much rather do a 'Pretty Woman' with the local hooker who hisses than date Dua Lipa. That's my choice, not because she'd never look at me."

What a stupid idiot



...maybe he's not all bad though.

 

[Batman]

What a stupid idiot



...maybe he's not all bad though.

Yeah that's actually a respectable take at the end.

 

[A_G]

 

[albakos]

Could be a shrewd signing you know, the highlight of Southgate as a PL manager was to relegate Middlesbrough down to Championship, so they may be up to something

 

[Rasmi]

Southgate is not a bad manager. But it’s been a decade since he done day to day club management

 

[drippin]

Best day of Maguire's life. Southgate will get the best out of him.

Replacing Ten Hag with even worse talent ID. And a manager who also has favourites, so the other talented players will get angry.

 

[Batman]

Southgate is not a bad manager. But it’s been a decade since he done day to day club management

 

[BaZZe]

 

[Gooner Zig]

OMG yes, please do this!!! I beg!

 

[RunTheTrap]

Southgate is not a bad manager. But it’s been a decade since he done day to day club management

On my life, if Southgate never got the England job he would have faded into obscurity a long time ago. Southgate is the type of English coach who manages one of the newly promoted teams and gets sacked by Christmas. Then he scams his way to the odd guest punditry job on Sky or TNT when one of the bigger names pulls out. He is a terrible manager.

 

[SA Gunner]

I dont know what Southgate does as a manager, I cant even see it with England.

Radcliffe must know something the rest of us dont know, so lets hope this is a bad decision.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

"I would much rather do a 'Pretty Woman' with the local hooker who hisses than date Dua Lipa. That's my choice, not because she'd never look at me."

Never knew you were into the Medusa fantasy, Bruce.

But this definitely explains the stoic, stone-like facade you keep up in appearances

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Southgate is not a bad manager. But it’s been a decade since he done day to day club management

Which

he was bad at!!

 

[Rasmi]

Which

he was bad at!!

Maybe he has gained a lot of knowledge last decade

 

[Sanchez11]

Told ya, false dawn fc are back. fs

 

[Paperino]

Told ya, false dawn fc are back. fs

Women's teams fear United but thats because of the risk of rape and abuse at that club.