Viking
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Klaus Daimler said:It's a little bit too late for that Biggus. You have no idea how many of my countrymen who died at the hands of Viking's serial-killing-and-also-puppy-hating ancestors at the Scanian war. They were all like: "Scania belongs to us because we took it! We're gonna turn you all into slaves and work you to death in our danish pastry mines if you don't do as we say!" And all swedes were: "But it's ours! Really! Look - it's a part of the continent! You're just a nation of small isles tied together by crappy bridges! You can't own land!" To which the danes, probably driven by some weird retardness in their genes caused by generations of inbreeding, responded by going absolutely mental (really, we're talking Joey Barton-loses-his-bottle-at-a-family-gathering-mental here) and killing stuff all around them. We've been angry at them for 330 years now for doing that. This saturday is all about redemption.Biggus said:hujja said:at the Sweden-Denmark handbags.
It's pathetic, if Tam can get on with all the Paddy's why can't you two get on?
Get on. :x I say.
And we're just looking to repeat the Stockholm Bloodbath. Also, Sweden (and England too, but that's much earlier) was under Danish rule as early as 1397, so it's obviously ours by right of being awesomesauce.