Country: Wales
Right sim done and let's get into it...
The wheels seem to be truly coming off for Crackhead FC in the build up to this game... newspapers report that another bust up over Mason Mount's TikTok dancing at the training ground turned violent with "Carra" apparently spitting on the manager from an impressive distance.
Media stories that their star man Eto'o has one foot out the door as well means manager @Riou is truly up against it. When the line ups are announced however there is a place on the bench for the 3 rebels, and despite it being probably their first and last round of knockout football the Crackhead ultras are making an incredible amount of noise, and there's an explosion of noise as the two teams make their way into the Riou de Janeiro Dome. It's game time!
Within 5 minutes there's lift off, a center back pings a 40 yard dime to hit Samuel Eto'o in stride, catching the @pigge utd defence totally square. You give him a sniff of goal and that man Samuel...
WILL
NOT
MISS
Is he celebrating like that as a sneaky dig at the manager for making him carry this woeful team on his back? Who knows but it's 1-0 Crackhead FC!
As for the center back who just pulled off the assist of the season, was it Gerard Pique? Was it Danny Blind or Matthias Sammer?
No it was Ronny "Magic" Johnsen who proves his manager right for not going with Jamie Camelgher after all.
Looking on from the bench, even though he's happy on the outside, Carra must be spitting feathers on the inside.
Pigge Utd hold firm after the initial onslaught, limiting the damage to one goal. They get the ball down and start to get control of the game along with it. Scholes and Zidane are working their magic and starting to get the ball earlier out to Robben and Aguero where they're causing Carboni and Eboue all sorts of problems.
Half way through the first half and Cambiasso hits a glorious switch out to Robben on the right wing, he cuts inside and whips it across the box to try and find a teammate. There's a glancing header...
and...
GOALLLLL!
The Utd players sheepishly run to Robben to celebrate their huge away goal with him. Why sheepishly? Well he's no longer a wizard Harry... "Magic" Johnsen has just put the ball into his own net. 1-1.
After that gift, Pigge Utd grab momentum for the final 20 minutes of the half and lay siege to the Crackhead goal. Robben and van Basten pepper Bodo Illgner with shots although most of them are off target.
Somehow Crackhead FC make it to half time but they're on the ropes...
The wheels seem to be truly coming off for Crackhead FC in the build up to this game... newspapers report that another bust up over Mason Mount's TikTok dancing at the training ground turned violent with "Carra" apparently spitting on the manager from an impressive distance.
Media stories that their star man Eto'o has one foot out the door as well means manager @Riou is truly up against it. When the line ups are announced however there is a place on the bench for the 3 rebels, and despite it being probably their first and last round of knockout football the Crackhead ultras are making an incredible amount of noise, and there's an explosion of noise as the two teams make their way into the Riou de Janeiro Dome. It's game time!
Within 5 minutes there's lift off, a center back pings a 40 yard dime to hit Samuel Eto'o in stride, catching the @pigge utd defence totally square. You give him a sniff of goal and that man Samuel...
WILL
NOT
MISS
Is he celebrating like that as a sneaky dig at the manager for making him carry this woeful team on his back? Who knows but it's 1-0 Crackhead FC!
As for the center back who just pulled off the assist of the season, was it Gerard Pique? Was it Danny Blind or Matthias Sammer?
No it was Ronny "Magic" Johnsen who proves his manager right for not going with Jamie Camelgher after all.
Looking on from the bench, even though he's happy on the outside, Carra must be spitting feathers on the inside.
Pigge Utd hold firm after the initial onslaught, limiting the damage to one goal. They get the ball down and start to get control of the game along with it. Scholes and Zidane are working their magic and starting to get the ball earlier out to Robben and Aguero where they're causing Carboni and Eboue all sorts of problems.
Half way through the first half and Cambiasso hits a glorious switch out to Robben on the right wing, he cuts inside and whips it across the box to try and find a teammate. There's a glancing header...
and...
GOALLLLL!
The Utd players sheepishly run to Robben to celebrate their huge away goal with him. Why sheepishly? Well he's no longer a wizard Harry... "Magic" Johnsen has just put the ball into his own net. 1-1.
After that gift, Pigge Utd grab momentum for the final 20 minutes of the half and lay siege to the Crackhead goal. Robben and van Basten pepper Bodo Illgner with shots although most of them are off target.
Somehow Crackhead FC make it to half time but they're on the ropes...
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