ARSENAL VS. CHELSEA
Pep Talk
Arsenal-Position: 1st.
Points: 44
Chelsea-
Position: *Scrolling down table* *Scrolling further* *Further* 14th.
Points: 25
CHELSEA HAS BEEN SO UTTERLY **** THIS YEAR, WHERE IS THE ****ING COMPETITION??? THEY BEAT US THIS SEASON BECAUSE OF ****ING MIKE BALDY, ABSOLUTE ****! IS HE THERE TO SAVE THEIR ASSES NOW? NO! TIME TO SEND THEM IN THE RELEGATION ZONE WHERE THEY ****ING BELONG, STUFF THEIR PIECE OF **** BUS IN OUR CANNON AND BLAST THEM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP TO ROT! THE ****TY PLASTIC FANS WILL SEE THE LIGHT AND LONDON WILL BE RED, AND ONLY RED! RED WITH OUR COLORS AND THE BLOOD OF A RAVAGED CHELSEA TEAM! FELLOW GOONERS, SUNDAY WILL BE THE DAY! THE NEW DAWN! IN THE NAME OF JESUS CECH, LET US BATTER THEM WITH A SCORELINE THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE GREATEST ****ING DEMOLITION THAT HAS EVER GRACED THE PREMIER LEAGUE! MAKE THEM REGRET SELLING THE BEST ****ING KEEPER IN THE WORLD! LET'S ALSO PUT THAT ***** FABREGAS ON HIS KNEES BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS, SHINING MESUT'S BOOTS, DESPERATE TO BE HIS APPRENTICE. SUNDAY, WE DINE CHAMPIONS OF THE GLORIOUS CITY OF LONDON!
Possible Lineup
Assuming Alexis and Özil are back as expected *knocks on wood*, this should be what Wenger chooses:Cech
Bellerin-Mertesacker-Gabriel-Monreal
Ramsey-Elneny
Campbell-Özil-Sanchez
Giroud
I want to see the Gabriel-Costa showdown happen once again (Ronda Rousey vs Holly Holm style), Elneny end Flamini's abysmal career at CM, and a standard front 4 that needs no explanation.Bellerin-Mertesacker-Gabriel-Monreal
Ramsey-Elneny
Campbell-Özil-Sanchez
Giroud
Prediction
Hoping for 6-0. Let's not exaggerate though guys, realistically we'll be seeing a 5-0.
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