Gabriel Jesus: Will He Score Again?

[Tir Na Nog]

Another one of those forwards who'd have thrived more in the two striker era.

 

[Jasard]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1749378945563214296

Shame he can't get an aim bot in real life

 

[RunTheTrap]

I have such a unique relationship with this player. Talent wise and in terms of impacting games I think he's our best attacking player. But I absolutely hate him and his mentality as a striker. How are you letting Richarlison and Darwin be better strikers than you?

I also think he's broken our front line. Too talented not to play, too slow to really be a winger full time, too good offensively to play at left eight so we have to kill ourselves by playing a no9 who can't score.

I'd take the L, make him a very rich man's Joelinton and just stick him at the left eight tbh while being a tactcial wing option and a backups striker. We'd still neeed another fast winger AND a striker but it is what it is. Poor squad building from us.

Jesus reminds me of Rooney. I don't think restricting him as a CF brings the best out of him. Jesus would be excellent as a deep-lying forward, you could probably say the same for João Felix too, but they're both victims of the death of the two-striker system.

 

[Rasmi]

Arsenal striker Gabriel Jesus is BANNED from popular video game

The 26-year-old has been handed a Valve Anti-Cheat (VAC) suspension on his Steam account. VAC automatically detects cheating, indicating that they believe Jesus has not been playing fairly.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Took to social media crying about being banned from a video game. I really don’t know how much more people need to see this guy is just not serious and don’t have the mentality needed.

 

[Dokaka]

Arsenal striker Gabriel Jesus is BANNED from popular video game

The 26-year-old has been handed a Valve Anti-Cheat (VAC) suspension on his Steam account. VAC automatically detects cheating, indicating that they believe Jesus has not been playing fairly.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Took to social media crying about being banned from a video game. I really don’t know how much more people need to see this guy is just not serious and don’t have the mentality needed.

There it is, I found it: The absolutely dumbest, pettiest, most insane reason in football history to criticize a player.

 

[Rasmi]

There it is, I found it: The absolutely dumbest, pettiest, most insane reason in football history to criticize a player.

Stick to West Ham

 

[Dokaka]

Stick to West Ham

I can't, mate. Too busy committing atrocious war crimes like playing online video games in 2024.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Stick to West Ham

Or we trade you to West Ham and keep dokaka

 

[Rasmi]

Or we trade you to West Ham and keep dokaka

How about we save the remaining of your teeth and get you help kick out that snus habit

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

How about we save the remaining of your teeth and get you help kick out that snus habit

Nah going for the Gollum paleo build

 

[Tnegs]

Jesus shooting ability is so poor he has to cheat in counter strike. You can’t make this stuff up it has to be true.

 

[albakos]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1749378945563214296

Shame he can't get an aim bot in real life

Hmm, will he get the same reaction as when fans attacked Özil of spending time in Fortnite ?

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Hmm, will he get the same reaction as when fans attacked Özil of spending time in Fortnite ?

Probably.

Even though Özil really took the piss in his last months at Arsenal

 

[OnlyOne]

When are we gonna make this guy trusted?

I’m willing to give up my own spot ffs.

 

[ArsenesCoatMaker]

Hmm, will he get the same reaction as when fans attacked Özil of spending time in Fortnite ?

Nah Counterstrike is more of a man's game. Fortnite is for teenagers and people with weak body language

 

[grange]

Nah Counterstrike is more of a man's game. Fortnite is for teenagers and people with weak body language

Any game that requires a keyboard and mouse over controller is instantly a vastly superior game

 

[Trilly]

You gonna score today you wasteman?

 

[El Duderino]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1749378945563214296

Shame he can't get an aim bot in real life

He would still miss, etc etc

 

[Ash10]

Jesus reminds me of Rooney. I don't think restricting him as a CF brings the best out of him. Jesus would be excellent as a deep-lying forward, you could probably say the same for João Felix too, but they're both victims of the death of the two-striker system.

In case of Joao Felix, absolutely. Would be an excellent 2nd striker who currently doesn’t have a possession.

Jesus is the byproduct of the death of football promoted by a bald fraud with a blank checkbook who has made people believe running around with no scoring ability is alright for a striker when he never used this guy as his main striker ever, even when he had no other striker

 

[BaZZe]

Misses the sitters but scores the ridiculous hard ones. A complete mystery.