Alexis Sanchez (Out)

[Tir Na Nog]

In other news, Dean is still claiming that Ramsey beat up Van Persie in a fight between the two.

 

[TromsoGooner]

He's **** now though

Obviously he won`t fix our midfield but I`d happily give the minutes Elneny and Coquelin got to Cesc. Just seeing him back in an Arsenal-shirt would be great.

 

[al-Ustaadh]

He's **** now though

He's too slow. We've already got one of those in Xhaka. Need a midfielder with far more mobility (like Maitland-Niles).

 

[Hunta]

Any other South American would be begging Madrid for a move, not our one though. Only wants a move to Manchester because there's a load of RSPCA homes there.

Dog botherer.

 

[James Bond]

This is class. Should list him on eBay.

Good shout, but I cant remember how much we got for Denilson after Ebay final value fees

A CHEEKY Arsenal fan has offered to help the club flog wantaway midfielder Denilson — by putting him up for sale on eBay!
...
But with no firm interest of yet, one mischievous Gunners fan has decided to advertise Denilson’s services on the internet auction site —
with the opening bid starting at just £68.70.

The seller’s description says Denilson has “160+ games on the clock, but don’t worry, at no time was this player ever over exerted.”

It continues: “In fact, he’s so easy going, even podgy middle aged referees breeze past him in important games.

“He’s technically sound, literally never seems to get injured, passes sideways with precision and vigour and would be perfect for a team that requires a slow defensive midfielder that is less mobile that a beached oil tanker.”

Bidding for Denilson reached £15,000 but the listing has since been removed from eBay.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/football/632897/denilson-up-for-grabs-on-ebay/

Who is going to write the description? Tough to top the one above, but anyone but @GDeep™ and @THunter given the mood their in.

 

[kraphtous]

He's too slow. We've already got one of those in Xhaka. Need a midfielder with far more mobility (like Maitland-Niles).

Then play Maitland-Niles with Cesc

 

[al-Ustaadh]

Madrid need to save us ffs, Ronaldo is brown bread, Benzema is useless and Bale is Welsh.

Alexis for Asensio (HA) or Ceballos (would be all in on that).

 

[Hunta]

This clown has been reading my posts, I'll have to go into hiding again, unacceptable.

Not lovely stuff.

 

[say yes]

Pedro ffs. Talk about scraping the barrel.

Mourinho sent Salah to Rome and bought Pedro for £30m in the same window and people still think he’s good at identifying attacking talent.

 

[OnlyOne]

This is Arsenal remember, he'll go to United and we'll end up with Malcom whose not good enough to take Iwobi or the Donkeys place.

 

[A_G]

Mourinho sent Salah to Rome and bought Pedro for £30m in the same window and people still think he’s good at identifying attacking talent.

Also chose Oscar over KDB

 

[Makingtrax]

This thread's turned into a ****ing Carry On movie.

 

[2Smokeyy]

I'd be delighted if Real Madrid took him for 10m.

Just get him out of the PL and out of our sight.

 

[Hunta]

Alexis Sanchez's idol is Keith Lard, pass it on.

 

[OnlyOne]

Alexis Sanchez's idol is Keith Lard, pass it on.

Alexis Sanchez touched my dog, pass it on.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Hearing Roman was trying to ring Arsenal about Alexis but Conte took the phone off him and rang Mirko Vucinic's agent instead.

 

[say yes]

Also chose Oscar over KDB

Imagine Chelsea with Salah and KDB

Mourinho absolutely ruined them. Lovely stuff.

 

[Aevi]

Pedro is underrated imo, he's a decent little player. Not fantastic though, and we should probably stop filling our squad with fringe players, so fair enough.

 

[Camron]

Alexis for Asensio (HA) or Ceballos (would be all in on that).

Yes.

 

[Camron]

Pedro is underrated imo, he's a decent little player. Not fantastic though, and we should probably stop filling our squad with fringe players, so fair enough.

He's Walcott with a brain.