Caption competition

[beanz]

Can you think of a good caption for this picture taken at the recent Highbury members day?
How about: "O.K. guys, assume the position, HG will be here any minute now!"
http://www.pbase.com/image/32380206
ps. note to admins, the Img brackets don't seem to work for me :cry:

 

[Sigun]

Boro: "Bow to me I am ur GOD!!"

Henry: "Yeah right, did u see me play last season??"

 

[ozgooner]

u put you left foot in,
u put your left foot out,
u put your left foot in, then u shake it all about!

 

[beanz]

By the way, can anyone tell me who the geezer in the middle is?
He's still got some impressive ball skills :mrgreen:

 

[Sigun]

Boro Primarac, hence my first post

 

[Clarkey]

Caption : Wenger goes for the experienced veteran as his replacement for Vieira.

 

[Split]

Henry: "Keep looking lads, I'm sure Patrick lost his marbles somewhere on this pitch!"

 

[thegreatbriton]

"Gunners lead way with Human Sun-Dial project"

 

[Gunner Ossie]

1) "Sorry Lads, but the Lawn mower should be fixed in a day or two"

2) "Arsenal FC; their a lot a lot less bover than a hover"

3) "I Know you might of fallen out in portugal, but a wall like thats not gonna stop anything is it?"

5) "I know i said my athlete's foot was contagious, but come on lads, this is riduculous"

6) "Honestly lads, my doctor says its not contagious"

7) "Er Bobby, Are we meant to finnish this crop circle by tea time"


I can give you loads more if you like

 

[beanz]

Boro Primarac, hence my first post

Thanks Sigun and Gunner Ossie, :mrgreen:
keep them coming.

 

[Anonymous]

It is obvious :wink: from the pic that Henry is addressing Bergie..


Henry: So old man, how's the back? Too much work last night, eh?

 

[Henry's Girl]

Henry: Bow down to me not him, I'm your God :mrgreen:

btw, love ur caption beanz (for obvious reasons )

 

[Gazza Martinez]

"Primorac found to be mastermind behind Vieira transfer to Real Madrid. Arsenal team surround him to "have a word".

 

[johe]

"Henry eyes captain's Arse."

Bergkamp: "Psst, hey Thierry, who's the guy on the left?"

"Henry refuses to bow down despite heavy pressure."



Hmm, I'll have to think this through a bit, those weren't exactly great. :wink:

 

[Arnie]

1: Thierry Henry eyes up Vieira's legs in a desperate effort to make sure he can't acctually move to spain!!

2: Pennant: So is this how they do it in spain paddy.

 

[efurze]

1) "Henry loses this round of 'Simon Says.' "

(you brits know 'Simon Says', yes?)

2) "Henry, the only one not fooled by 'Your shoelace is untied.' "

3) "Henry wisely avoided the sushi at last night's team dinner."

 

[Arnie]

By the way, can anyone tell me who the geezer in the middle is?
He's still got some impressive ball skills :mrgreen:

Tony Colbert, fitness trainer

 

[asajoseph]

Controversy at Highbury, as Pope signs as Vieira's replacement.

 

[johe]

By the way, can anyone tell me who the geezer in the middle is?
He's still got some impressive ball skills :mrgreen:

Tony Colbert, fitness trainer

He don't look THAT fit to me. :wink:

'Tony Colbert in Highbury hair-dressing contest controversy. Thierry: He clearly doesn't deserve to win. I mean, look at Cygan!'

Tony Colbert: "Keep doing those stretches boys, and soon you'll have hair just like me!"

 

[towelie]

boro primarac: "and after the spanking, the oral sex"
players: "The oral sex! The oral sex!"

holy grail? anybody?