Draft CL Draft: GRAND FINAL: AGFC vs 4Juan6 Spartans

[Rex Stone]

Schmeichel isn’t stepping forward to take the decisive penalty…

It’s going to be Claude Makelele…

Two penalties taken in his career…

Two penalties missed…

Not the guy you want to rely on to stay in it…

Up he steps…



KAHN PUSHES IT ONTO THE POST!!!





BUT OH NO!




IT REBOUNDS OFF HIS LEGS INTO THE NET!



AGFC came millimetres from winning but round we go YET again!

 

[albakos]

Ronaldo and @Juan Matas Beard explode in white rage.

Godin gestures at his crotch and fellow sh*thouse Pepe doesn’t like that!

What was Drake doing in this situation !!?

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Ask yourself this. How many ethnics does @Juan Matas Beard and @Gooner416 have in their lineup and back room staff and how many does Grand Wizard @A_G have?

 

[albakos]

@Rex Stone how is Dani Alves going to take his penalty from a prison cell ?

 

[Rex Stone]

So now he finally steps up…

Eight of his teammates have gone before him including the goalkeeper but Icardi finally puts himself forwards…

The tension is incredible at this point…

Everyone in the crowd can barely watch…

The players mentally and physically exhausted almost seem like they’re begging for it to end…

The camera cuts constantly to Messi and Ronaldo…

Will it go back round to them!?

Anyway first here comes Mauro…



OH DEARY ME!!!

He tried to panenka Schmeichel… who just stands still as the ball gently lobs into his arms!!

Diabolical stuff from Icardi there!

In the stand it seems Wanda doesn’t know the rules… bouncing up and down in excitement but she’s sat in @Trilly seat?

Where’s he gone?

It remains 6-6 in the shootout!

 

[A_G]

Ask yourself this. How many ethnics does @Juan Matas Beard and @Gooner416 have in their lineup and back room staff and how many does Grand Wizard @A_G have?

AGFC backroom staff:


4Juan6 back room staff:

 

[Sanchez11]

Never knew this part of the forum waa still going, after the robbery in Quatar!

 

[Rex Stone]

Now they’ve had one chance to win it already and blew it but surely not this time…

We’re in the dregs of takers now but it looks like it’s going to be Carles Puyol to win it all…

A progressive icon who loves to still make gay jokes when he’s pushing 40…

Inspiring stuff…

To win it all then…

Camera zeroes in on Kahn… all comes down to him…

He dances side to side arms outstretched…

Puyol runs up…









SAVEDDDDDDDD!!! HOW DID HE REACH THAT!?









That famous Barca DNA clearly abandoned Puyol and Kahn makes a world class save clawing it out of the bottom corner!

That was unbelievable!

So with that miss it’s onto ROUND TEN in this shootout…

 

[jones]

In the stand it seems Wanda doesn’t know the rules… bouncing up and down in excitement but she’s sat in @Trilly seat?

 

[A_G]

A progressive icon who loves to still make gay jokes when he’s pushing 40…

Inspiring stuff…

Sack Drury, hire this guy

 

[Sanchez11]

Sack Drury, hire this guy

Leave Pete alone

 

[Riou]

Never knew this part of the forum waa still going, after the robbery in Quatar!

Team Riou-chez will return one day...better and sexier than ever!

 

[Riou]

Waited literal months for this to get going again, now I just want the penalties to end ffs

 

[albakos]

Waited literal months for this to get going again, now I just want the penalties to end ffs

You know that Schmeichel is probably going to miss his kick

 

[Rex Stone]

So it’s either Godin or Zanetti and the captain steps forward.


Never taken a penalty in his illustrious career but now he has the enviable task of facing down Schmeichel…


He looks as unflappable as ever though…


Camera cuts to Messi who will be up again after the next kick…


Referee blows the whistle…


Here we go…






HE BANGS IT IN!!!


Schmeichel guessed correct but it was right in the corner!


At this stage that’s incredible composure!


AGFC up 7-6 now.


So after a model professional right back takes one it’s now the turn of an arch scumbag right back to take one…


Dani Alves is stepping up and he needs to convert to take it to an extra round…


The crowd jeer as he takes the long walk…


Godin once again stirs the pot walking after him mocking him…


Which causes another fracas…


Godin somehow dodges a second yellow as Kahn waits for Alves on the edge of the area staring him out…






Once again the Spartans need to score to stay in…












It’s Dani Alves…

















OLIVER KAHN SAVES AGAIN!!! Dives to his left and pushes away again!










All of which means….







ITS OVER!!! THE TOURNAMENT IS FINALLY OVER AND…





AGFC ARE YOUR CHAMPIONS!






@A_G is mobbed by his team at the halfway line even Drogba who’s rejoined the celebrations wearing a head bandage…





Messi is lifted up by his Argentinian teammates before he collects the player of the tournament…

Alves is hit in the face by Godin which somehow the refs miss… and he rolls around on the floor alone…

All around the stadium fireworks go off and flares ignite sending clouds of blue and white across the field…

As it clears there stand only three heavyweights…

@A_G lifts the hands of @Juan Matas Beard and @Gooner416 into the air

12 teams… 27 games… and 120 minutes plus 20 penalties in the final…

Even though we have crowned a winner the 4Juan6 Spartans bow to no man and both would be worthy champions!



Your winner of the AM Champions League draft…





With thanks to @A_G @Juan Matas Beard @Gooner416 @Trilly @bingobob @Sapient Hawk @albakos @jones @SA Gunner @Uncle Good-Advice
@Clrnc @Oxeki @Riou @pigge @Farzad Stoned all for playing…

It’s been an honour!

 

[A_G]

Great Job throughout @Rex Stone

 

[Riou]

As a wise man once said...

"Don't be sad it's over, be glad it's ****ing FINALLY over!"

...what a tournament, until the next one

 

[Juan Matas Beard]

Congrats @A_G and nice one Rex, only waited till my birthday (today) to give me the disappointment.

In seriousness great effort @Rex Stone, all this is so much appreciated.

 

[Riou]

American "the moderator" Gooner winning this like...

 

[Rex Stone]

Here are the game stats…





I simmed this a long time ago obviously so with recent developments I am extremely glad that:

1) Dani Alves team didn’t win
2) He didn’t pop up with a goal or assist

No offence @Juan Matas Beard but if he had come through I’d probably never have finished this lol.