Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Synical]

This is really bad. Ole was better.

I'd love to know what ours is

 

[Synical]

De Gea had the most clean sheets last season at 17 in 38 appearances. Raya currently has the most this season at 12 in 25. This equates to about 18 if he made 38 appearances. Seems crazy United treated De Gea so shoddily after a decent season!

 

[Synical]

Its crazy that Chelsea only conceded 15 goals in the 2004/5 season. We've conceded 24 with 7 games to go and everyone is raving about our defence!

 

[Batman]

I'd love to know what ours is

It's not an exact comparison because they used 112 games for United but we're at +109 in our last 107 across 3 seasons and just using the time 7 Hag has been at United, they're at +14 and we're at +96.

 

[Batman]

De Gea had the most clean sheets last season at 17 in 38 appearances. Raya currently has the most this season at 12 in 25. This equates to about 18 if he made 38 appearances. Seems crazy United treated De Gea so shoddily after a decent season!

The weird thing about the way De Gea was treated is not just how disrespectful it was towards a guy who kept them in the CL places in a number of seasons they didn't deserve to be there but also the fact that he's better at keeping the ball out of the net than Onana and United don't even play the kind of football that requires a keeper who is great with the ball at his feet. Does anyone look at their build up and think it's good? They're not press resistant at all and the overwhelming majority of teams who prioritize a keeper who can play the ball with his feet are teams that dominate possession and control matches, something they cannot do at all. Beyond all of the other things that make 7 Hag a joke, in the simplest sense he is just absolutely horrible at executing a plan.

 

[ArsenalLunatic]

Rashford and Garnacho.
Mo for Pool.
2-1 ManU.

 

[Oxeki]

The problem is Ten Hag is conflicted about sticking with Ole ball or playing a more controlled style like us or City.

I think if he'd went full Ole, they'd have gotten 4th at a canter.

The likes of pool and City were scared of peak Ole ball. The only weakness of Ole ball was the inability to breakdown deep blocks.

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Lot of respect from many United fans in those quotes @Oxeki.

I like it. Need more people to manifest a big win for us at Old Trafford later!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

The problem is Ten Hag is conflicted about sticking with Ole ball or playing a more controlled style like us or City.

I think if he'd went full Ole, they'd have gotten 4th at a canter.

The likes of pool and City were scared of peak Ole ball. Their only weakness was their inability to breakdown deep blocks.

He doesn't need to be conflicted at all.

We know he can't pull it off.

 

[SuperGoon]

@UnitedBeard @Juan Matas Beard

 

[boonthegoon]

Thanks United but still it doesn't change the fact that your GD is -1 after 31 gameweeks which is too damn funny

 

[Batman]

I'll allow it just for today:

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

Its crazy that Chelsea only conceded 15 goals in the 2004/5 season. We've conceded 24 with 7 games to go and everyone is raving about our defence!

We conceded 17 goals in 1998/1999. That was the best team not to win the title and we weren't boring or financially doped either.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

These unintelligible tw*ts have proven their worth today.

 

[Riou]

Not gonna lie, Tony Adams-esque from Maguire today.

No idea who the other CB was to be honest, but **** it he can be Sol Campbell mark 2...in a proper happy mood this weekend!

 

[Riou]

We conceded 17 goals in 1998/1999. That was the best team not to win the title and we weren't boring or financially doped either.

Adams and Keown with Vieira and Petit in front of them, plus more physical 90s rules.

Literally a death sentence for oppo attacks to try and get past, tbh... couldn't be bothered if I was a CF, would just call in sick when playing that Arsenal team

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Awful awful team i have no idea how they get a point today but could be vital for us.

but watching them today if i'm utd fan i'd be worried long road ahead to get close to the current top 3 club likely few more banter years for them until they get things right

 

[Sanchez11]

They need 15 players no bs

 

[Ash10]

An awful team with insane luck stat. Should be in the bottom half based on their play

 

[carter777]

Shot map once Fernandes scored