Let's all laugh at Man Utd: Istanbald

[Rex Stone]

Imagine being the team that they beat
Wonder who it was. Better not be us or I'll deactivate my account

Bang average Newcastle side.

We put 12 past them in two games lol. They didn’t get a point after March until the end of the season.

 

[albakos]

Bang average Newcastle side.

We put 12 past them in two games lol. They didn’t get a point after March until the end of the season.

Iirc during that same period, their manager Paul Jewell was also on the headlines for all the wrong reasons

 

[Macho]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1785210103446053221

Wishlist stuff, sign him up.

 

[SuperGoon]

They tried this last season, no?

Or is this a kick up the ass for the players to get them behind Ten Hag?

Either way, don't see many of the big wages leaving. McTom and Blockhead stayed when they had offers.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

Who are they selling their crap players to? West Ham wanted Maguire but United wanted a ****load of money, and the players are paid handsomely there so they have very little incentive to leave. Players like Antony are certified clowns.

Beautiful times for United. And they deserve it.

 

[Batman]

They tried this last season, no?

Or is this a kick up the ass for the players to get them behind Ten Hag?

Either way, don't see many of the big wages leaving. McTom and Blockhead stayed when they had offers.

The players are firmly behind 7 Hag, just not in a favorable way:

 

[Sapient Hawk]

This is just peak idiocy

The imbeciles that run haven't realised that, by publicly putting up their entire first squad for sale, they've virtually ceded negotiation to whichever party's interested in the potential garbage for sale.

 

[Synical]

I'd take Rashford
<grabs coat>

 

[Sapient Hawk]

I'd take Rashford
<grabs coat>

To a shrink? Yes.

To Arsenal? Then you'd need the shrink

 

[Rex Stone]

Who are they selling their crap players to? West Ham wanted Maguire but United wanted a ****load of money, and the players are paid handsomely there so they have very little incentive to leave. Players like Antony are certified clowns.

Beautiful times for United. And they deserve it.

Ironically Maguire has been one of their best performers.

Who the f*ck is going to offer money for junk like Anthony and old man Casemiro?

 

[Batman]

Ironically Maguire has been one of their best performers.

Who the f*ck is going to offer money for junk like Anthony and old man Casemiro?

I don't think they'd even take them in Saudi at this point. Casemiro has MLS written all over him.

 

[Dennis_Bergkamp_10]

In all seriousness, if you look at their squad there aren't many you'd take. Mainoo isn't up for sale, as is Hojlund. I'd take Martinez as a left back over Kiwior and Zinchenko. The likes of Varane are done. Midfield is shambles everywhere, even wouldn't have that **** Bruno here. Rashford is a gamble, he looks like he doesn't has the workrate required.

The rest.. I mean someone like McTominay would never play at a topclub.

 

[Rex Stone]

In all seriousness, if you look at their squad there aren't many you'd take. Mainoo isn't up for sale, as is Hojlund. I'd take Martinez as a left back over Kiwior and Zinchenko. The likes of Varane are done. Midfield is shambles everywhere, even wouldn't have that **** Bruno here. Rashford is a gamble, he looks like he doesn't has the workrate required.

The rest.. I mean someone like McTominay would never play at a topclub.

Tbf I think they will be good in a few years.

Garnacho, Mainoo and Hojlund are solid talents. Liverpool will fall off and they’ll replace them.

 

[Synical]

Tbf I think they will be good in a few years.

Garnacho, Mainoo and Hojlund are solid talents. Liverpool will fall off and they’ll replace them.

Nah

 

[Synical]

Tbf I think they will be good in a few years.

Garnacho, Mainoo and Hojlund are solid talents. Liverpool will fall off and they’ll replace them.

We were sh1t for 20 years. United have another ten years in the wilderness, I reckon

 

[Rex Stone]

We were sh1t for 20 years. United have another ten years in the wilderness, I reckon

We were competing for titles in some of those years and I’d argue we were sh*t for six years when we were out of the Champions League.

They’ve got talent so give it a few years and they’ll be back in the CL.

 

[Thrice]

I wonder when they'll decide to do something about their stadium. For me the stadium of a club represents their status and their ambition. And Old Trafford at this point is midtable level.

They are are still one of the biggest clubs when it comes to revenue, but when you want to keep drawing new fans and sponsors all over the world you need to appear as a modern club that oozes ambition. I don't see that right now.

We always say Tottenham's not a big club, but with that stadium they have a lot of potential. United in comparison comes across as a club fallen out of time.

 

[Riou]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1786029465283297497

 

[boonthegoon]

They called in Neville to setup an interview to gain support for not sacking him

 

[boonthegoon]

He's mostly crying about injuries and not getting FdJ and Kane