Serie A Thread

[Rex Stone]

Atalanta are so wasteful man ffs.

Juventus have been **** but are gonna scrape this.

 

[Rex Stone]

Oh **** off the crossbar

 

[NieThePiet]

Classic Allegri ball ffs.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Allegri win another undeserved trophy he can't keep get away with this.

really feel sorry for Gaspirini and Atalanta they deserve a trophy this season can't see them win against unstoppable Leverkusen

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Damn I know he likely gonna leave but after I'd be surprised he staying

 

[<<reed>>]

Allegri win another undeserved trophy he can't keep get away with this.

really feel sorry for Gaspirini and Atalanta they deserve a trophy this season can't see them win against unstoppable Leverkusen

Many have tried interpreting Allegri.

Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.

The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.

The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.

Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.

Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.

Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game.

The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.

We can only bask in its majesty.

 

[jones]

Many have tried interpreting Allegri.

Some cited existing philosophical works such as Bordiga, Hegel and Plato.

The former saw Allegri as the progenitor of a spontaneous revolution, his football being so boring it had deep ideological significance. They viewed his football as the cry of discontentedness with the neoliberal consensus, and a legitimate philosophical work in it’s own right.

The modern Hegelians saw Allegrismo as the dialectical synthesis between two states of being, that of anguish and that of ennui.

Those using the works of Plato are conflicted on whether to see Allegriball as a concrete object, real and tangible, while all consider the feelings the games elicit to be abstract.

Others saw it as post-modern performance art and tried to categorise it as the intended catalyst of a yet to materialise Neo-Fluxus movement.

Alas, others even ascribed it a theological value, arguing for the canonisation of Allegri and compared our pain watching to the pain our lord felt on the cross. A contingent of these worshippers split recently and alleged Allegri was inherently heretical, no mortal man had ever suffered like Jesus did until we watched the Sampdoria game.

The truth is, Allegriball defies what the human mind is capable of interpreting.

We can only bask in its majesty.

Will never stop being funny. Biggest enigma in world football, the convulsion of calcio personified, the unflushable turd, the fart that just won't leave the room, dai dai dai.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Allegri have been sacked by Juve. likely Thiago Motta will be their manager or Conte if things get desperate

 

[Rex Stone]

Well no surprised after his last bust up with Juve CEO. Allegri have been sacked by Juve.

Not even seeing out the season that’s wild.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Not even seeing out the season that’s wild.

after he won them the cup too but the expectations that he was leaving at the end of the season but seem the problems grows after the final.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1791500837753110566

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1791500837753110566

I guess he should match fixing some games that Juve values.

 

[Paperino]

Atalanta have reached like 100 cup finals with Gasperini without winning.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1791796767953989791

 

[Tir Na Nog]

 

[carter777]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1792983608757571788

 

[Paperino]

Inter now owned by an american investment firm. Italian football is slowly becoming more and more soulless.

 

[jones]

He'll be missed. Would take him ahead of Arteta tbh

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Thiago Motta is the new Juve coach

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Conte is very close to be Napoli Manager