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Im bet its going to kick off big time on Sunday, the hate is growing between the teams. Question is, when the 22 man brawl starts, who is going to win?
Jens v Carroll - they dont call Jens mad for nothing. Only one winner here, as the technically superior German beats down the wierd looking Irish guy. 1-0
Ralph v Neville - Ha! The moustached one doesnt stand a chance. He would **** it as soon as Ralph gives him the eyes. It was little sister last year, big sis this time. 2-0
Kolo v Rio - The wannabe gangsta Rio would be giving it the big one (innit) untill Kolo decks him in one, and then stands over him saying sorry. 3-0
Sol v Brown - Sheer size and power gives the Arsenal boys another victory. 4-0
Ash v Heinze - I think the mancs might pull one back here. Ash would put up a good fight, but the sly and cynical argie would just take it. 4-1
Freddie v Ronaldo - not as clear cut as some may think. The Portuguese poofter was one of the few mancs to stand up for horseface last year, and a dig in Freddies ribs would give him victory. 4-2
Vieira v Keane - Paddys jab would keep the mad irishman at arms length untill a huge right hook downs Keane. A stamp on the knee wouldnt go amiss either. 5-2
Edu v Scholes - as the brawl is going on around them, Edu with a huge smile on his face walks up to Scholes saying "hey, lets all be friends!" The ginger midget respondes by lunging at Edu's Knees with both feet, sending him to the ground. 5-3
Reyes v Giggs - bore draw.
Dennis v Rooney - the big money would be on the scouse pikey, but before Rooney can get going, Den spots him out of the corner of his eye, and launches a huge elbow into Rooneys temple. KO. 6-3
Henry v Ruud - handbags all around. Draw.
So, 6-3 to the Arsenal. Ave it!
Jens v Carroll - they dont call Jens mad for nothing. Only one winner here, as the technically superior German beats down the wierd looking Irish guy. 1-0
Ralph v Neville - Ha! The moustached one doesnt stand a chance. He would **** it as soon as Ralph gives him the eyes. It was little sister last year, big sis this time. 2-0
Kolo v Rio - The wannabe gangsta Rio would be giving it the big one (innit) untill Kolo decks him in one, and then stands over him saying sorry. 3-0
Sol v Brown - Sheer size and power gives the Arsenal boys another victory. 4-0
Ash v Heinze - I think the mancs might pull one back here. Ash would put up a good fight, but the sly and cynical argie would just take it. 4-1
Freddie v Ronaldo - not as clear cut as some may think. The Portuguese poofter was one of the few mancs to stand up for horseface last year, and a dig in Freddies ribs would give him victory. 4-2
Vieira v Keane - Paddys jab would keep the mad irishman at arms length untill a huge right hook downs Keane. A stamp on the knee wouldnt go amiss either. 5-2
Edu v Scholes - as the brawl is going on around them, Edu with a huge smile on his face walks up to Scholes saying "hey, lets all be friends!" The ginger midget respondes by lunging at Edu's Knees with both feet, sending him to the ground. 5-3
Reyes v Giggs - bore draw.
Dennis v Rooney - the big money would be on the scouse pikey, but before Rooney can get going, Den spots him out of the corner of his eye, and launches a huge elbow into Rooneys temple. KO. 6-3
Henry v Ruud - handbags all around. Draw.
So, 6-3 to the Arsenal. Ave it!