Wilfried Zaha

[DanDare]

Mark Noble, Lewis Dunk and Etienne Capoue have the same number of assists as Zaha this season

 

[OnlyOne]

Scratch, sniff and a bite?

 

[rich 1990]

Mark Noble, Lewis Dunk and Etienne Capoue have the same number of assists as Zaha this season

Palace have Benteke up front. Zaha is literally their only hope

 

[Hunta]

What is that.

 

[Hunta]

Yeah the fork and knife stuff is a bit tough for me. Worst thing is when you go to a restaurant or let's say you're at a wedding and all of a sudden there's 3 knives, 2 forks and 2 spoons in front of you. I start sweating like ****. I know someone will laugh at me if I do something wrong. Then I see people putting the napkin on their lap. Like I grew up eating dinner while I still played on the playstation.

Doesn’t help that you go to these events in your wrestling gear either.

 

[OnlyOne]

What is that.

Some dumb American TV show where they kiss the first time they meet and see if it's love at first sight. That guy never kissed a girl before.

 

[MikeVinna]

Pretty sure Zaha was dissappointed to be with Palace this season. Could still kick on at a bigger club. But with the season he’s had I doubt he could do better than us for example.

If we can raise some funds when we’ve sorted CB/CM I’d be all for this move. But that’s a big if..

 

[Riou]

How would you have the bravery to go on a tv show about kissing women...if you haven't worked up the courage to kiss one privately before?

 

[Tir Na Nog]

Doesn’t help that you go to these events in your wrestling gear either.

Yeah the replica heavyweight championship belt gets most of the stares tbh.

 

[DanDare]

Who would you prefer? And that looks crap because of where you've put Ceballos, and Xhaka is still in the team.

The reality is Xhaka will be starting at the base of our midfield come September. If we get Partey either Ceballos goes there or we buy an AM.

Zaha PEA Pepe
Coutinho
Xhaka Partey

Still not convinced. I'm not saying Zaha is the issue btw

 

[OnlyOne]

The reality is Xhaka will be starting at the base of our midfield come September. If we get Partey either Ceballos goes there or we buy an AM.

Zaha PEA Pepe
Coutinho
Xhaka Partey

Still not convinced. I'm not saying Zaha is the issue btw

That's more than convincing ffs, get's my little pecker looking about.

 

[DanDare]

That's more than convincing ffs, get's my little pecker looking about.

We'd no doubt be a better team to be fair.

Think all that business is more than we'll do

 

[OnlyOne]

We'd no doubt be a better team to be fair.

Think all that business is more than we'll do

Agreed, it's not impossible, all it takes is a Guendouzi + Lacazette sale I think.

 

[Riou]

Still feel we are best in a 3-4-3 atm.

Saying that, if Stan puts the money down for Partey and Zaha, then we will be fine for a more 4-3-3.

 

[dashsnow17]

I don't care how good he'd be here, I'd cry tears of joy, if I'd see him revealed as an Arsenal player.

Would be so much fun

True, would be immensely fun. Not sure it'd be wise, but it'd be fun.

 

[DanDare]

Still feel we are best in a 3-4-3 atm.

Saying that, if Stan puts the money down for Partey and Zaha, then we will be fine for a more 4-3-3.

It still doesn't solve the CB issue for 433

Who do you play? No good options

 

[Riou]

It still doesn't solve the CB issue for 433

Who do you play? No good options

Yeah you're right, don't think we will even sign those two so it's a moot point really

I still really like the thought of Saliba-Luiz-Tierney in a back 3...allows more protection to Big Willy in his first season, plus Sideshow Bob is rather reliable with 2 players covering him.

 

[El Duderino]

I’m eating eggs for lunch most days, I can’t cook so it’s rubbish looking eggs. Most days I’m having chicken for dinner, some oven business. Most weekends it’s takeaway or my mom cooking up something nice.

I need to find a girl who can cook or I’m ****ed. Don’t like restaurants either, wouldn’t know how to hold a fork and knife tbh.

Im bottom of the barrel when it comes to food.

Learning how to cook the basics is not hard, my G. If you have time and patience it's better and sometimes cheaper (not to mention much healthier) to cook your meals and meal prep for the week.

The less overprocessed food you rely on, the better.

 

[DanDare]

I’m eating eggs for lunch most days, I can’t cook so it’s rubbish looking eggs. Most days I’m having chicken for dinner, some oven business. Most weekends it’s takeaway or my mom cooking up something nice.

I need to find a girl who can cook or I’m ****ed. Don’t like restaurants either, wouldn’t know how to hold a fork and knife tbh.

Im bottom of the barrel when it comes to food.

It's 2020 you can learn to cook off YouTube come on man

 

[Rex Stone]

Yeah the fork and knife stuff is a bit tough for me. Worst thing is when you go to a restaurant or let's say you're at a wedding and all of a sudden there's 3 knives, 2 forks and 2 spoons in front of you. I start sweating like ****. I know someone will laugh at me if I do something wrong. Then I see people putting the napkin on their lap. Like I grew up eating dinner while I still played on the playstation.

I was always told start on the outside and work your way in with cutlery.