You know you're a Gooner if...

[a_fourteen]

- you get excited when your club signs players you've never even heard of
- you start worrying about injuries a week before the season has begun
- even the players you're linked to start developing injuries
- transfer season is time your club makes money instead of spends money

 

[KY]

-You're familiar with the terms Barca "DNA" and it invokes a taste of vomit in your mouth.

 

[amirkat]

-You think beautiful football > trophies.

 

[burnsjed]

You are depressed?

 

[caek]

- "Mental" and "Strength" are your two most disliked words in the dictionary. Especially when they're used together.

 

[a_fourteen]

your captain has two loves

 

[a_fourteen]

your second best player is a cheating, lying, money grabbing, lezzer looking, seat stealing, bloody so and so.

 

[Godsend_Gooner]

Wow Van Persie is all that?

 

[stuart]

You're heart skips a beat every single time Van Persie falls.

You spend most of March April and May trying to pretend you dont really care.

You're disappointed when you hear you've signed some of the worlds youngest and brightest talents.

 

[a_fourteen]

your fellow fans curse you for being optimistic

 

[Arsenal_Soldier]

- You're afraid of going to work/school/uni around March/April.

- If you lose on FIFA, you always argue how you had the better possesion stats.

 

[IBL]

You know you're a Gooner if...

you have a team with so many wingers you cant remember them all

 

[NIPOLOPO]

- You're afraid of going to work/school/uni around March/April.

- If you lose on FIFA, you always argue how you had the better possesion stats.

Bloody hell. Look what Wenger has done to you.

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

-you're looking forward to yet another net profit at the end of a transfer window.

 

[Arsenal_Soldier]

- You're afraid of going to work/school/uni around March/April.

- If you lose on FIFA, you always argue how you had the better possesion stats.

Bloody hell. Look what Wenger has done to you.

It's sad, isn't it?

 

[mistaT]

You know you're a Gooner if...

you have a team with so many wingers you cant remember them all

Yet they all want to cut in and are played out of position.

 

[amirkat]

You're heart skips a beat every single time Van Persie falls.

You spend most of March April and May trying to pretend you dont really care.

You're disappointed when you hear you've signed some of the worlds youngest and brightest talents.

God, that one hurts. :bash

 

[USArsenal]

you know that no matter what lead you have, you are prepared to have a heart attack towards the end of the game, not knowing if you'll actually win it

 

[Jury]

Some of this is quite therapeutic to read. Nothing like a fat dose of the truth sometimes... :|

You know you're a gooner if you're not entirely convinced about any of your back four.

 

[fabregas]

Your team scores and you'd celebrate for less than a tenth of a second, then start worrying for the remainder of the match.