You know you're a Gooner if...

[mistaT]

....you feel Bi-polar watching games, yet alone following through a season.

 

[TheLoneFalcon]

You spend too much time watching DVDs of past glories and heroes.

 

[Bossa]

If your weekend is completely screwed when Arsenal do not win a game on saturday/sunday.

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

- you see such miserable threads popping up on your prefered football forum.

 

[dpt49]

You sit around with fellow gooners talking about great Arsenal players like Bergkamp, Henry, Pires, Vieira, Adams, Campbell, Cole, Lundberg etc. rather than the current crop of superstars like, Squillaci, Almunia, Diaby, Rosicky, Denilson, Chamakh etc, and talking about settling for fourth rather than first

 

[cuban]

your fellow supporters make more ironic comments and jokes about your team than opposition fans...

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

You sit around with fellow gooners talking about great Arsenal players like Bergkamp, Henry, Pires, Vieira, Adams, Campbell, Cole, Lundberg etc. rather than the current crop of superstars like, Squillaci, Almunia, Diaby, Rosicky, Denilson, Chamakh etc, and talking about settling for fourth rather than first

-you sit in front of your screen and ask yourself who the **** Lundberg is.

(correct me, but you mean Ljungberg or have I missed something :?: )

 

[DJ_Markstar]

your second best player is a cheating, lying, money grabbing, lezzer looking, seat stealing, bloody so and so.

Nah, most teams in the country have a few players like that.

 

[Uncle Mike]

your fellow fans curse you for being optimistic

Yeah...

And you get decidedly less optimistic every time the word "Interlull" is mentioned.

 

[dpt49]

You sit around with fellow gooners talking about great Arsenal players like Bergkamp, Henry, Pires, Vieira, Adams, Campbell, Cole, Lundberg etc. rather than the current crop of superstars like, Squillaci, Almunia, Diaby, Rosicky, Denilson, Chamakh etc, and talking about settling for fourth rather than first

-you sit in front of your screen and ask yourself who the **** Lundberg is.

(correct me, but you mean Ljungberg or have I missed something :?: )

Sorry, there is no excuse for that ops:

 

[alboots101]

If the last six years have been a hellish roller coaster ride.

If your first thought when you wake up is...I hope we sign someone today

 

[Ron Burgundy]

You sit around with fellow gooners talking about great Arsenal players like Bergkamp, Henry, Pires, Vieira, Adams, Campbell, Cole, Lundberg etc. rather than the current crop of superstars like, Squillaci, Almunia, Diaby, Rosicky, Denilson, Chamakh etc, and talking about settling for fourth rather than first

-you sit in front of your screen and ask yourself who the **** Lundberg is.

(correct me, but you mean Ljungberg or have I missed something :?: )

I thought he meant Lundgren. :?

 

[Dave_Ja_Vu]

...People would regularly shout "Nayim from the halfway line" at you, up untill around '97.

 

[a_fourteen]

if alex oxlade chamberlain is your club's idea of "super quality"

 

[redwhiteAustrian]

Need to replace 'club' with 'manager' I'm afraid.

 

[outlaw_member]

...when you have to rationalise why we **** up like we do, just to save some face in front of your Man Utd supporting friends.

 

[AFC-Phil]

... You hate Phil Dowd.

 

[alboots101]

...when you have to rationalise why we **** up like we do, just to save some face in front of your Man Utd supporting friends.

Yep...I know that one, in fact I`ve invented a word for it..RASHIFY...rationalise and justify.

 

[kalleTheMan]

... You hate Phil Dowd.

Think that's pretty universal

 

[CandysRoom]

...you love Eboue!