You know you're a Gooner if...

[Y va marquer]

.......you say "beeleaf"

 

[morpho]

when you laugh at your spud friend in start of every season, when he bet you a case of beer that this time they will end up in front of arsenal
(not to bright my friend, im afraid)

 

[KY]

-You comfort and convince yourself every season that our financial stability trumps winning a trophy through pure spending, and that when we eventually win a trophy, we can stick that up everyone else's face

 

[Uncle Mike]

... when at 4-0 up, you're still worried about the opposition coming back.

Really? I doubt anyone was still worried when we were 4-0 up.

We will be now.

 

[CandysRoom]

...when you turn your phone off after the game more weekends than not...

 

[a_fourteen]

...manual almunia makes your first 11!!! ops:

 

[Uncle Mike]

You know you're a New York Gooner if you call Boone Logan "Manuel Al-Boone-ia."

 

[Eirico]

Not sure where to post this or if it has been posted yet, but this is a big LOL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

 

[Kain]

great link.

 

[redanddread]

- you see such miserable threads popping up on your prefered football forum.

Touche!

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Not sure where to post this or if it has been posted yet, but this is a big LOL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDBLSUKJiDY

It has it's own thread mate! Brilliant nonetheless.

 

[DJ_Markstar]

...You read any interview from your manager in a french accent.

 

[bertlb2]

You know you are a Gooner when you get home early on Friday nights because you need to wake up at 0430 to watch a game;

when you prefer to sit in front of the tv during the winter break while the gf wants to do some morning skiing;

when you catch a game midweek CL game in the airport lobby instead of catching your flight home (actually I was able to catch both, but only just);

when you spend the night crying the day Thierry left (there were other reasons, it had been a tough week overall);

when asked to name your favorite artist, you answer Dennis Bergkamp;

when you refuse to answer a student's question because he wears a Sp*rs shirt.

 

[ebouenolike]

when asked to name your favorite artist, you answer Dennis Bergkamp;

 

[VancouverCanuck]

when you can't stop checking the internet for new signings while you're away on your summer vacation.

 

[Goonereagle]

when you can't stop checking the internet for new signings while you're away on your summer vacation.

Haha! I did this a couple of years back in Ibiza when I was a 'Cana Boy'. I kept thinkin' we were gonna sign him then a mate told me Sunderland for 5mill!

You know you're a Gooner when - though English - you have fond memories of the France National team '98-'02.

 

[fabo]

 

[TheEconomist]

You have to resort to the good old tactic of "Why do you support man united your from london you glory hunting **** lol!"

because you know if the conversation actually moves on to football itself you dont have a pot to piss in