Win PL: Arsenal 5 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers | Sunday, May 28 | KO: 16:30 BST

 

[Blankety Blank]

'whatever the weather, the street are our own' is definitely not a cool song, terrible song writing.

Write Ur own pumpin tune bro.

Could take over from that one next season ?

Loads more randoms will slag you off on the internet then

It's a win win

 

[amigo]

How is nketiah on 100k a week btw? Seriously what did he do to earn that kind of money? Insanity.

He negotiated as an effective free agent. He's playing main striker position, the highest paying position in the team. And he's still getting half what Saka got and a third of what Sancho or Salah get and probably about a fifth of Haaland.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Our start front 4 scored 55 league goals this season this kinda reminds me of Liverpool team when Salah Mane and Firmino shared goals. It's definitely better than having one main gosl scorer unless you got haaland

 

[drippin]

Wonder if the same thing could happen nxt season

Or from 12th...

 

[bergholt]

He negotiated as an effective free agent.

Yeah his salary is too high but they would have taken into account how much it would cost to get a replacement - transfer fees plus wages. Eddie costs 26m total across his contract (zero transfer fee). What backup striker could you get for 26m transfer fee let alone including wages as well?

 

[Oxeki]

We love scoring 5 goals on the last day of the season, don't we?

 

[Farzad Stoned]

We love scoring 5 goals on the last day of the season, don't we?

Yes if Arteta can take his record in meaningless matches into his record in matches that matter Arsenal would be winning trophies left and right. Maybe he can win the prestigious Audi cup

 

[Oxeki]

If only we had won against Brighton and Forest smh

 

[CaseUteinberger]

Wonder if the same thing could happen nxt season

If they sell Kane then maybe there is hope!

 

[CaseUteinberger]

When you start listening out for it, it's kinda mad how many times commentators get black players mixed up versus how little they get white players mixed up.

Swear the guy today called Jesus and Saka the wrong names

Think commentators in general mix up players. I was surprised that he mixed Saka and Jesus though. Takes some doing!

 

[Beany]

I spent tens on thousands on a london vacation and tickets and various other activities to go to Brighton match after that match just quit football till next season. I call it the Arteta vacation special

If you base your holiday around any single game you may as well go to Vegas and put it all on black

 

[Beany]

Bro in my house i got a thousand dollar automatic toilet seat that warms, washes, and then blow dries my ass. Is that soft enough for you? Best 1 grand i ever spent. Let me ask you a larger philosophical question? Does anyone want to wipe their own ass?

It took me weeks after returning from Japan to get back used my wiping mine.

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Bro in my house i got a thousand dollar automatic toilet seat that warms, washes, and then blow dries my ass. Is that soft enough for you? Best 1 grand i ever spent. Let me ask you a larger philosophical question? Does anyone want to wipe their own ass?

It comes with the territory of not being a baby, so yes! But feel free to regress if the money is there!

No way man we wipe it because we have to. But with the beauty of modern technology i limit my exposure to the horror.

Clearest sign there is that the dreaded "Off Season" is upon us

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Morning cup of coffee in hand reading about brother Farzads arsehole una

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

I could never give up wiping my own ass , I want to be in control of my own destiny thank you very much

 

[Vinci]

Morning cup of coffee in hand reading about brother Farzads arsehole una

Best way to start the day.

 

[Gooner Zig]

If only we had won against Brighton and Forest smh

City would have ended up taking enough points vs Brighton and Brentford - they were dead rubber games for them.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

It took me weeks after returning from Japan to get back used my wiping mine.

Bro i miss my dogs, my 85 inch wall mount Samsung, but most of all i miss my Toto deluxe bidet. Says something about the French that they lead the world in ahole cleansing technology

 

[DJ_Markstar]

Yes if Arteta can take his record in meaningless matches into his record in matches that matter Arsenal would be winning trophies left and right. Maybe he can win the prestigious Audi cup

Arsenal 3 - 2 Liverpool
Arsenal 3 - 2 Man United
Arsenal 2 - 0 Newcastle (A)
Arsenal 1 - 0 Chelsea (A)
Arsenal 3 - 1 Chelsea
Arsenal 2 - 0 Sp**s (A)
Arsenal 3 - 1 Sp**s
Arsenal 3 - 0 Brentford (A)

etc.

You can't really expect to win every big match you play, the only valid criticism I can see is the capitulation to Man City in both league matches but then they've swatted aside Bayern and Real Madrid in that same time, so its hardly an Arteta only problem.

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Arsenal 3 - 2 Liverpool
Arsenal 3 - 2 Man United
Arsenal 2 - 0 Newcastle (A)
Arsenal 1 - 0 Chelsea (A)
Arsenal 3 - 1 Chelsea
Arsenal 2 - 0 Sp**s (A)
Arsenal 3 - 1 Sp**s
Arsenal 3 - 0 Brentford (A)

etc.

You can't really expect to win every big match you play, the only valid criticism I can see is the capitulation to Man City in both league matches but then they've swatted aside Bayern and Real Madrid in that same time, so its hardly an Arteta only problem.

We dod play our top 7 rivals better this year. But had a very bad record against top 6 opposition till this year. We did 34 points second half pf season that is Europa league form mate. So far Arteta has had one good half season in league and his FA cup run. Don’t know why he gets the backing he does; the mistakes he makes this far in his career are mind boggling. This will be the second straight year where we are in one competition but collapse miserably despite that advantage. It is not the rosy scenario everyone paints with his performances