Jury
A-M's drunk uncle
A Benyayoun/Özil comparison was and will always be ridiculous.
It's not when you add boring context to it though. It was never a direct comparison of their abilities as players. I've made that clear more than once, even if it makes things less funny.
You only have to compare my posts in their respective transfer threads. You wont see me going silly over the arrival of ****ing Benayoun!
If someone isn't performing the way you think they should, or are capable of, then a flippant comment something like "he's as useful as [insert name of sh!t player]" is apt at the time, if that's as useful, or good, as they are then.