Chelsea FC: Carabottlejobs

[drippin]

I hope Chelsea's FFP problems haven't affected Pocchettino's funds to buy fresh lemons to his office. It looks like things are becoming quite sour, so there is a bigger need for them to absorb all the negativity.

At least that Gusto guy seems like a great buy.

 

[A_G]

Fabregas vibes

 

[Farzad Stoned]

Fabregas vibes

I am telling you this tosser yank didn’t watch 30 club matches in his life before he made himself DOF for a billion pound project funded principally by Chelsea debt. And he us one of the smart ones. No joke i have never seen a country get dumber faster than America in the post internet/social media era. The only time countries get this stupid this fast is in the face of war, revolution, and poverty. Think for example Iranian and Bolshevik revolution. In last 30 years incompetence is spreading non stop like a wild fire in this Idiocracy

 

[db10_therza]

Fabregas vibes

Uffff can’t wait for him to buy an F1 team and stock it with 15 of the best drivers only to then be told that you can only have 2 racers on the grid.

 

[drippin]

I am telling you this tosser yank didn’t watch 30 club matches in his life before he made himself DOF for a billion pound project funded principally by Chelsea debt. And he us one of the smart ones. No joke i have never seen a country get dumber faster than America in the post internet/social media era. The only time countries get this stupid this fast is in the face of war, revolution, and poverty. Think for example Iranian and Bolshevik revolution. In last 30 years incompetence is spreading non stop like a wild fire in this Idiocracy

Need some more fluoride & medicines & micro plastics in the drinking water, aluminium etc. in the brains, glyphosate & food additives in the stomach and wokeism in schools instead of hard sciences. And so on.

Recipe for success. Can be witnessed in real time.

 

[Mrs Bergkamp]

WHY DON'T WE BUY THEIR **** PLAYERS FOR £80M AGAIN AND HELP THEM OUT?!

All their best players have injury issues. We won't be shopping there again. Let them burn.

 

[A_G]

 

[Riou]

Chelsea used to appoint the likes of Mourinho and Ancelotti, winners.

Now it's just loser after loser ffs!

 

[Sapient Hawk]

Chelsea used to appoint the likes of Mourinho and Ancelotti, winners.

Now it's just loser after loser ffs!

More than anything, these constant votes of confidence are so emasculating to Pochettino they must be affecting his sex life.

Guy looks like he can't buy an erection these days.

 

[Riou]

 

[drippin]

It's starting to dawn on them...

14.5k post member of Shed End, so no troll:

Havertz as a false 9

Jorginho at the base of the midfield

Arsenal has 2/11 of our CL winning formula, by default they won Sheffield...

 

[Hjalmaar]

14.5k post member of Shed End, so no troll:

Doesn't mean anything. This place has trolls with better stats than that

 

[drippin]

Doesn't mean anything. This place has trolls with better stats than that

It's possible, but a member with ~15k posts is not a troll many times more likely compared to someone who has for example under 200 posts, no? Especially if the post doesn't give any troll vibes.

 

[Hjalmaar]

It's possible, but a member with ~15k posts is not a troll many times more likely compared to someone who has for example under 200 posts, no? Especially if the post doesn't give any troll vibes.

Relax drips, I was just trolling

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

I know it's meme but would love that to happen

 

[A_G]

 

[Rasmi]

@A_G Steve Kerr ain’t coaching sh1t.

 

[MauveGunner]

 

[Bucephalus]

While surely this must be fake news, it might not be the worst idea ever. Steve Kerr embraces ball movement, modern statistics, and has vast experience coaching big egos making insane amounts of money. With appropriate assistants, he might do better than some other recent Chelsea appointments.