Newcastle United: Bandro Tonali

[2Smokeyy]

I’m actually happy for Newcastle fans especially after the sh*t they’ve been through with Mike Ashley plus it doesn’t really make a difference to us since we aren’t competing with the top clubs as long as our pathetic owners are here.

Stan Kroenke is such a pointless owner especially as he has no clue about “soccer”.

 

[Paperino]

I’m actually happy for Newcastle fans especially after the sh*t they’ve been through with Mike Ashley plus it doesn’t really make a difference to us since we aren’t competing with the top clubs as long as our pathetic owners are here.

Stan Kroenke is such a pointless owner especially as he has no clue about “soccer”.

It will take our small CL hope away once and for all.

 

[Riou]

I’m actually happy for Newcastle fans especially after the sh*t they’ve been through with Mike Ashley

For a few years you will be happy/don't care, then they will get annoying...just like Man City.

It's the price of success, turns most people into absolute ****s.

 

[2Smokeyy]

It will take our small CL hope away once and for all.

That hope was gone a long time ago. Now the majority are hoping for Europa League.

 

[Rex Stone]

Nah, Bruce will be replaced by Conte. Hearing he is a massive fan of Geordie Shore.

I hope they keep Bruce for a while. Guy deserves it.

 

[Paperino]

I hope they keep Bruce for a while. Guy deserves it.

No, he is terrible tbf. The most clueless and outdated coach in the league.

 

[Rex Stone]

No, he is terrible tbf. The most clueless and outdated coach in the league.

Think he’s underrated. Right up there with the best coaches imo.

 

[Tom Mix]

The fact that the most brutal states on the planet are allowed to own english football clubs is kind of sickening. This will block us from a return to the top if it goes through, thats really sad.

Exactly my thoughts when we were taken over by the US mob.

 

[2Smokeyy]

For a few years you will be happy/don't care, then they will get annoying...just like Man City.

It's the price of success, turns most people into absolute ****s.

The Chelsea one was annoying as they are a London rival plus we were on top at that point and they were sniffing around any player that we were after as soon as Roman took over. Stopped caring with the City and PSG ones as football was already dead.

Should have been #aheadofthecurve and sold the club to Usmanov. I’m sure we’d have a CL trophy by now.

 

[Paperino]

Exactly my thoughts when we were taken over by the US mob.

Kroenke is terrible aswell. Actually worse in the sense that he doesnt really care about big titles and that sort of stuff (our coach is a spanish and younger version of Big Sam). If you are going to have an improper owner he might aswell bring you titles ffs.

 

[Rex Stone]

The Chelsea one was annoying as they are a London rival plus we were on top at that point and they were sniffing around any player that we were after as soon as Roman took over. Stopped caring with the City and PSG ones as football was already dead.

Should have been #aheadofthecurve and sold the club to Usmanov. I’m sure we’d have a CL trophy by now.

I’ve got sources who say Donald Trump is interested in buying the club.

MakeArsenalGreatAgain

 

[Vinci]

Kroenke has made plenty of money available, that it has been spent poorly is a different story. It's hardly on him that a lot of expensive signings haven't worked out. It's only on him that he hasn't sacked those responsible yet.

 

[Paperino]

Kroenke has made plenty of money available, that it has been spent poorly is a different story. It's hardly on him that a lot of expensive signings haven't worked out. It's only on him that he hasn't sacked those responsible yet.

He has allowed the club to spend the clubs money? Yeah, thats the minimum you can ask for. His mistakes has created our current situation and thats because he doesnt really care. Artetas remit is to keep the club in the premier league, thats it.

 

[2Smokeyy]

I’ve got sources who say Donald Trump is interested in buying the club.

MakeArsenalGreatAgain

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Heard Trump was tempted when he saw potential in our very own border wall at the back.

TrumpsBritishWall

 

[Rex Stone]

KT Holding Chambers White
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Heard Trump was tempted when he saw potential in our very own border wall at the back.

TrumpsBritishWall

Dream is still Jeff Bezos.

The Arsenal Amazons playing in the Emirates Fulfilment Centre

 

[Riou]

After their message from Santiago Munez, when they signed that player that had the same name...if they get a takeover, I want a pissed up Gavin Harris announcing it on Newcastle's twitter page.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

Grande magpies

Ya geordies ya

 

[2Smokeyy]

Dream is still Jeff Bezos.

The Arsenal Amazons playing in the Emirates Fulfilment Centre

That would be amazing.

Arteta and Edu on zero hour contracts whilst KT will be delivering my Prime orders in his van as he listens to news of Nuno Tavares scoring from the halfway line.

Lovely stuff.

 

[<<reed>>]

I hope they keep Bruce for a while. Guy deserves it.

You can't judge him until he gets 500m to spend on his players

 

[carter777]

The Athletics's Newcastle writer. If this doesn't happen now Ashley will probably own the club when he passes away.