PL | Arsenal vs Man City | 02/04/2017| 16:00 GMT | Sky Sports 1

[Jury]

You're like a jammed tap that's stuck on full blast, only that it's bullshit you spout instead of water.

What, Coutinho?

 

[kopzilla]

Score at 20 mins after kickoff....0-2

Score at FT..1-4

 

[Rimaal]

Score at 20 mins after kickoff....0-2

Score at FT..1-4

Lor, perish the thought. I don't think I can take a home humiliation. If it's to be a loss, let it be a narrow one.

 

[InvertedFootballer]

Nothing to play for now lads, remember. Time for some free flowing Wengerball, recover top 4 and end above Sp**s

3-0 win

 

[4R5Emaniac]

I think we need to win this to get 3 points in order achieve a great result. Feel free to disagree.

 

[razörist]

I trust him more than Cech to be honest. Agree his aerial presence leaves something to be desired but to call him **** is just wrong.

City have scored just 3 goals from headers this season. So I'd have put Ospina in goal even if Cech was fit!

This is amazing. Everything you said makes sense.

Which means City are going to score three headers against us.

 

[Trilly]

What, Coutinho?

Reported, again.

 

[Enfield]

2-0 City btw. Otamendi brace.

I bet you smiled while reading that but as you think about it an Otamendi brace is the exact kind of crap we would allow. You're not smiling anymore are you?

Screw you, had me smiling and now I'm down again.

 

[Enfield]

----------------Helmet Head

Needs a haircut --- The Boss---- Needs to buck up you're supposed to be German ---- Heartbroken since Santi Died

---------------Tina Turner Haircut---------Sexy bast**d

Theo look at my tatoos Walcott-----Pretend my Arsenal shirt is a Welsh one------- Welbeck

-------------------------Pointing out the obvious and still considered the mad one--------

Simple.

 

[Mark Tobias]

----------------Helmet Head

Needs a haircut --- The Boss---- Needs to buck up you're supposed to be German ---- Heartbroken since Santi Died

---------------Tina Turner Haircut---------Sexy bast**d

Theo look at my tatoos Walcott-----Pretend my Arsenal shirt is a Welsh one------- Welbeck

-------------------------Pointing out the obvious and still considered the mad one--------

Simple.

Helmet head is injured

 

[Hunta]

Hope we just go at them from the start, we know we'll concede, probably more than once, just go at their equally **** defence from the off and pepper the bald waiter in goal.

 

[SiMamu]

-------------------Ospina
Bellerin-Mertesacker-Koscielny-Gibbs
--------------------Xhaka
----------Chamberlain-Ramsey
Walcott-----------Alexis--------Welbeck

Subs: Martinez, Mustafi, Monreal, Coquelin, Maitland-Niles, Iwobi, Giroud

 

[asukru]

I believe we will win this one nicely

 

[Vibra]

Oh god we have Man City next

 

[mm76]

-------------------Ospina
Bellerin-Mertesacker-Koscielny-Gibbs
--------------------Xhaka
----------Chamberlain-Ramsey
Walcott-----------Alexis--------Welbeck

Subs: Martinez, Mustafi, Monreal, Coquelin, Maitland-Niles, Iwobi, Giroud

you're presumably suggesting this as the best side to suit Man City?

the idea of having Mertesacker against one of the fastest attacks in the league - it's a horror movie not a football match

 

[Gervais]

A draw would be the absolute ****test result, so that's what it will be.

 

[mm76]

A draw would be the absolute ****test result.

Like... why is a draw worse than losing?

 

[hydrofluoric acid]

Like... why is a draw worse than losing?

Because then he has to come in here and see 2/10 posts being reasonable where people act all like "well its not end of the world". When it actually ****ing is.

 

[Stumped]

I'm strangely confident. Two teams that share similar strengths and weaknesses but we're at home and I think the players will respond. They have to.

 

[Jury]

Because then he has to come in here and see 2/10 posts being reasonable where people act all like "well its not end of the world". When it actually ****ing is.

I know. I'd rather have a reason to be happy or to be put out of my misery. Like in your dreams, when you and Kylie Jenner are mollied of your faces and all she wants to do is hold hands.