Willian Joins Arsenal

[Ibadan]

As a recovering porn addict, i find that cold oneminute showers help against this. Gonna be a lot of showers though

I stopped feeling shame about my porn habits a long time ago bro. Now I just whisper positive things to myself right after I bust.

"You deserve this nut bro, you worked hard today". "Great job man, that's a good 3 hours well spent".

 

[Trilly]

This is set up to be the most divisive thread in A-M history.

 

[HairSprayGooners]

@HairSprayGooners ghosted on me after I told him Grealish was averaging a goal or assist every other game before lockdown, something Willian has never done.

AM bum squad doing a Madeline McCann on me.

Didn't ignore you I just have a job instead of walking round in crocs all day making curry and chatting crap on a forum.

That's absolutely brilliant about Grealish... But he has a value of £70-80M. Willian's assist/goal/chance creation to cost ultimately means he's much better value for us right now instead of Grealish.

 

[UpTheGunnerz]

I stopped feeling shame about my porn habits a long time ago bro. Now I just whisper positive things to myself right after I bust.

"You deserve this nut bro, you worked hard today". "Great job man, that's a good 3 hours well spent".

There is a difference between enjoying porn and being addicted though. I crossed that line many moons ago. I mean, when you actively daydream about picking up a MILF in the grocery store and that fantasy is the highlight of your day it is time to change some things.

Cant say i miss it, fantasy is way better. Kicking it old school

 

[OnlyOne]

Man....same pattern.. all crap is now being attributed to Arteta... As if he has any power with fat Raul sliming around.

Nope, this is all Edu and Arteta now, it's clear, hence why Edu has been speaking to the press about it.

Only thing Raul did is back the idea.

 

[RacingPhoton]

This is set up to be the most divisive thread in A-M history.

Good for A-M. We have mostly run out of topics to discuss in Özil, Xhaka and Laca threads. It is high time another thread shared the load.

 

[HairSprayGooners]

Thought we were talking league stats? Because Grealish was averaging 1 in 2 goals/assists in the league before lockdown. Willian has never done that.

You’re the one who keeps mentioning Grealish to me.

Oh also it seems we want to play Willian centrally. For Chelsea he averages a goal or assist every other game centrally. Make of that what you will, brilliant signing on a free.

 

[GDeep™]

Didn't ignore you I just have a job instead of walking round in crocs all day making curry and chatting crap on a forum.

That's absolutely brilliant about Grealish... But he has a value of £70-80M. Willian's assist/goal/chance creation to cost ultimately means he's much better value for us right now instead of Grealish.

You’re the one mentioning Grealish not me. You compared his stats to Willian and I just told you Willian in his career has never done what Grealish has this season.

No point you quoting me, then getting your knickers in a twist and becoming borderline racist. Even though I’m not Indian.

 

[OnlyOne]

Again, Edu is here now and helping a former Arsenal player Arteta build the squad HE wants, they know exactly how they want Arsenal to be as they have been in and around the club years.

Arteta wanted Willian, Edu agreed and Raul got him in, that's how we're working now. End of story.

 

[Trilly]

Didn't ignore you I just have a job instead of walking round in crocs all day making curry and chatting crap on a forum.

:rofl::rofl:

 

[HairSprayGooners]

You’re the one mentioning Grealish not me. You compared his stats to Willian and I just told you Willian in his career has never done what Grealish has this season.

No point you quoting me, then getting your knickers in a twist and becoming borderline racist. Even though I’m not Indian.

Didn't say anything about being Indian? Are you saying you have to be Indian to cook curry now?! Xenophobic mofo ffs.

At least we know you wear crocs now as well.

 

[OnlyOne]

Gdeep couldn't cook a bowl of lettuce, guy admitted to eating only eggs and doesn't know how to use a knife and fork properly ffs.

 

[Ibadan]

There is a difference between enjoying porn and being addicted though. I crossed that line many moons ago. I mean, when you actively daydream about picking up a MILF in the grocery store and that fantasy is the highlight of your day it is time to change some things.

Cant say i miss it, fantasy is way better. Kicking it old school

Maybe you just had a super high libido. Maybe you have all of this love inside of you to give to the world. And the crusty rag on your stomach. And your computer screen.

 

[Makingtrax]

This is set up to be the most divisive thread in A-M history.

No way. That was, and always will be, the big Wengz thread. Watching the way he was treated has scarred some of us for life, and it's 2 years on.

Mild disagreements about the signing of a succession of meh players to jack up Raul's mate's retirement fund is of little consequence in comparison.

 

[HairSprayGooners]

Gdeep couldn't cook a bowl of lettuce, guy admitted to eating only eggs and doesn't know how to use a knife and fork properly ffs.

Some say he uses his crocs to drain spaghetti.

 

[Trilly]

People crying about Grealish is the perfect example of posters setting the bare unrealistically high so that they have a reason to cry.

Why the hell do you think we can afford to spend 80M on Grealish in the first place?

 

[HairSprayGooners]

People crying about Grealish is the perfect example of posters setting the bare unrealistically high so that they have a reason to cry.

Why the hell do you think we can afford to spend 80M on Grealish in the first place?

Idk why @GDeep™ keeps mentioning Grealish, comparing him to a free footballer

 

[GDeep™]

Idk why @GDeep™ keeps mentioning Grealish, comparing him to a free footballer

You mentioned Grealish you idiot.

 

[BigPoppaPump]

Again, Edu is here now and helping a former Arsenal player Arteta build the squad HE wants, they know exactly how they want Arsenal to be as they have been in and around the club years.

Arteta wanted Willian, Edu agreed and Raul got him in, that's how we're working now. End of story.

Edu and Arteta have been in and around the club for years? Really?

 

[HairSprayGooners]

You mentioned Grealish you idiot.

In a completely different thread like 4 days ago