Alexis Sanchez: Off to the Old Toilet

[hydrofluoric acid]

I always been more fan of players like Müller, Totti, Ivanovic, Ronaldo, Robben, Persie, etc... And no I'm not saying they are the same type of player... Just not those silky ballerinas...

Probably the only silky player I really like is Modric.

 

[redanddread]

Had we paid £60M it'd still be a great deal.

What a man. What a player.

This is still one of the best goals I've seen in a high stakes game;

To win El Classico also.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

I always been more fan of players like Müller, Totti, Ivanovic, Ronaldo, Robben, Persie, etc... And no I'm not saying they are the same type of player... Just not those silky ballerinas...

Probably the only silky player I really like is Modric.

I'd say those I highlighted are silky. Van Judas was simply poetic at times for us. Ronaldo and Muller are more 'brute' like, ruthless efficiency.

 

[GDeep™]

Sanchez is a weird player, I mean he breaks our play 90% of the time, but he's just so productive.

You then have an Hazard, beautiful footballer but lacks the consistency, effort, productivity, desire etc of Sanchez.

 

[redanddread]

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Nacho posted this on insta earlier;

 

[Nyctophobia]

Fear him!

 

[GDeep™]

Nacho posted this on insta earlier;

Nacho: If you don't play we'll have to rely on that **** there again, ffs (pointing at Giroud)

Sanchez: I'll be OK man, I'm playing tommorow, I'm OK (in a tired voice with a hint of pain)

 

[tap-in]

I fancy Walcott to score tomorrow. He was close vs Spuds and he should be in good shape now having missed a few games. Having Alexis fit is so important, he's such a great player and has really settled into his striker role. Özil will be fully recharged and ready for battle. Bring it on and lets hope all 3 score.

 

[Trilly]

You're ****ing mental. Alexis is worth 3 Hazards. You cant rely on Hazard.

I specifically mentioned aesthetics. Don't be deliberately obtuse grandpa.

you're right- how aboy messi, suarez and cristiano playing for arsenal too? that would be awesome

You can do better.

 

[Trilly]

Sanchez is a weird player, I mean he breaks our play 90% of the time, but he's just so productive.

You then have an Hazard, beautiful footballer but lacks the consistency, effort, productivity, desire etc of Sanchez.

You have a way with words my friend. You deserve better than this ****hole.

 

[maltrain]

"I get on the best with Özil. I enjoy playing with everyone but I get on even better with him. We don’t need to say anything to each other, it just takes a glance".

“Having a player like Özil in midfield and doing one-twos with him is fantastic because he is a quality player going forward. He helps me and also makes me improve.”

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/foo...head-of-manchester-united-clash-a3399141.html

 

[Jury]

I specifically mentioned aesthetics. Don't be deliberately obtuse grandpa.

aesthetically ffs! This is football, not the ****ing Tate Modern. Get some nuts!

 

[A_G]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/Arsène-wenger-target-borussia-dortmund-9287158

John Cross says Wenger will target Reus if Alexis leaves. Tough choice for @James Bond .

 

[asukru]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/Arsène-wenger-target-borussia-dortmund-9287158

John Cross says Wenger will target Reus if Alexis leaves. Tough choice for @James Bond .

How about we keep Alexis and bring in Reus as well

Özil
Theo Alexis Reus

:bounce:

 

[MutableEarth]

Alexis will start tomorrow IMO

He could tear an ACL and turn up for training the next day with ankle weights on.

"Don't worry lads, I'm OK"

 

[James Bond]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/Arsène-wenger-target-borussia-dortmund-9287158

John Cross says Wenger will target Reus if Alexis leaves. Tough choice for @James Bond .

Although it's @GDeep™'s boy Crossy, but we're finally linked with Marco Reus and I dont know how to feel.

 

[Polar Bear]

Hopefully Sanchez is playing today

 

[Furious]

Been a nice change from the usual BS we're used to up top, but he's not a CF.

Hasn't been dangerous enough himself, doesn't make enough runs in behind, comes back far too deep, which is extremly annoying most of the time given his questionable decision making.

Auba next summer needed.

 

[9jagooner]

At least people can now see Alexis is human. He needs rest like every other player, no matter how much he wants to play