Jamie Vardy

[BobP]

Favorite Vardy goal was probably the one he scored against Liverpool.

The goal and arrogant strut after it, epitome of 'chat ****, get banged'.

 

[celestis]

By the way, my one month in England, very short period to judge but I was taken a back and overwhelmed with how polite,helpful and nice you people came across. Like a shock to the system.

Think you'll find 4R5 all round the World if you treat people with respect they'll do the same for you .

 

[Vinci]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/rebekah-vardy-planning-72-hour-8106128

****ing hell, he'll fit right in with Ramsey & co.

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Anyway, it'll probably go like this:

Jamie: Yo, my white boy, wassup. How was your weekend?

Ramsey: Thanks for asking, it was great. My wife and I baked some gluten free bread and after that we handed it out to homeless Asian people. In the evening we went to a very romantic French restaurant where we had a great dinner and held hands for the majority of the time. The next day I went golfing and beat my own record, I couldn't be happier.

How about you?

Jamie: Me skank and I had a 72-hour ****session, destroyed her every ****ing hole.

Ramsey: ...

 

[4R5Emaniac]

Think you'll find 4R5 all round the World if you treat people with respect they'll do the same for you .

That is not always the case, I suspect but that too is not as common so you're right. My biggest wish is to travel around the world. Where's @GDeep™ when you need him.

 

[Marmaduke]

Would you guys be happy with the transfer window with Vardy, Xhaka, and a new CB? It would be more than I expected to be honest.

 

[Sanchez11]

Have we seen wenger go out this early and sign two players? A cb and rw then were gravy!

 

[Kingslayer]

Alrite, I'm doing this again but can't help myself, staff members. Sorry!

So this time, an Indian guy at the Delhi airport, doing check ups and stuff, called me "Sylhetti" while checking my passport and enquiring. I'm not from Sylhet and he assumed I was. Could he be secretly and mildly racist?

Only if he called you shutki.

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

I sleep and woke up still can't believe we are signing Vardy.

 

[4R5Emaniac]

Only if he called you shutki.

I hate shutki, the smell is Mourinho like.

 

[Makingtrax]

Besides, name me another proven, now-ready forward who scored over 20+ goals last season and will be available for 20mil AND would be willing to come to us without going to a madrid or psg first?

As you're not fussy, what about Michu? 22 goals in a one season wonder not long ago. A similar kick and rush style, who Madrid and PSG also wouldn't want.

You could pick him up from the Spanish fourth tier and have most of your £20m left as well. And he's not a pikey - a win on all your criteria.

 

[4R5Emaniac]

I sleep and woke up still can't believe we are signing Vardy.

The excitement has stolen my sleep but I'm much more calmer now. Still can't believe we're ecstatic about signing Vardy.

 

[Jasard]

This is not a done deal, could even be a move to drive down Morata's price. Ornstein is an Arsenal mouth piece so him talking about it good have some motive behind it.

But I'd be okay with it as a stop gap. I think Vardy, Rodriguez and Xhaka would signal a change of system. Vardy makes sense if we are looking to ship out Gibbs and Walcott for the home grown factor.

 

[Hunta]

Wenger is under pressure to deliver an effective striker.

Who better than a guy who's just done it in the league, and only for 20M.

Bang for your buck more so than Wenger thinking with retirement in mind.

You've changed your tune.

 

[CJJ]

Please don't sign Vardy. PLEASE.

He's not gonna fit in, and mark my words, he will be a complete disappointment. Vardy is not top-club material, he's best utilized on teams where you expect to defend alot and hit the opponent on through balls and counter attacks. That is not the Arsenal way.

 

[BobP]

I sleep and woke up still can't believe we are signing Vardy.

Seriously mate, have assignments to work on and having heard this news in the morning has totally thrown my day off kilter .

 

[Vistula]

He had only one good season in his career, a top player would not end up in LCFC, but at this point I'm curious whether he can repeat this in Arsenal.

 

[Jasard]

Liverpool apparently willing to pay him a lot more but release clause only available to CL clubs

 

[Rimaal]

Have we signed him yet? It's been hours, sign him already.

 

[Jasard]

Would be fascinating if we did sign him, we would need to make major changes to how we play. Is Wenger up to it?

 

[Yousif Arsenal]

Seriously mate, have assignments to work on and having heard this news in the morning has totally thrown my day off kilter .

You will get use to it with time.