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Would love Coutinho here. Joga Bonita at the carpet baby.
Would love Coutinho here. Joga Bonita at the carpet baby.
:rofl:I see there is a lot of unclarity on what makes a Usual Suspect on this forum.
Anthropological studies have delivered the following insights.
How to recognize a Usual Suspect:
Character traits:
Edgy, contrarian, know it all, seen it all, said it before. Will frequently remind people they knew/seen/said it. Depending on available evidence, they also never said it nor anything like it.
Strongly rooting against most decisions/signings, often changing goal posts and setting standards highly unlikely to be achieved to guarantee victory.
Often debate player traits unrelated to football. (Ex-)Players deemed unworthy for the shirt become gods when agenda requires.
Adamantly sticking by agenda (can be years) unless other suspects change agenda or evidence exposes them. After which Suspects will often make a full 180, denying involvement in previous agenda, claiming victimization.
Habitat:
Can usually be found agreeing with/praising other suspects or laying traps/ganging up on so called bums in player performance/transfer rumors threads.
Members can occasionally disappear for months, often announced in advance with reasonable notice.
Kryptonite:
Evidence/stats
Drug:
Bums, Midgets
Confirmed Casualties:
@Slartibartfast
@marktobias
Note:
You do not become a Usual Suspect, you are born one.
Confirmed suspects:
Suspect burner accounts currently under investigation.
Would love Coutinho here. Joga Bonita at the carpet baby.
You can ignore me? I think Coutinho and Willian are terrible signings.
Willian and Coutinho are poverty signings.
There is no vision. Another 6-8 finish next year.
The people who wanted Coutinho will blame Arteta next season when **** hits the fan.
Coutinho was so good that Liverpool went up levels after replacing him.
Most players would improve our attacking options, doesn’t mean we should sign them, Coutinho is a bum.
Coutinho is a bum.
Only a crack whore would want Coutinho.
His wages are too big, the loan fee is big, and then his transfer fee is big.
Don’t think we can afford all that. More than that, he’s an atrocious footballer.
You want bums like Coutinho for 60M at 28 years old. Horrific stuff.
Because he’s rubbish.
Still though, Coutinho is a bum.
You also wonder if it’s business sense to keep paying for these loans. Mari, Soares, Coutinho etc is pushing 20m in loan fees, without wages.
With wages you’re looking 30M. You can sign a player with that.
Coutinho isn’t a top footballer, no debate to be had. 1 great season in his career.
People talking about his him shooting from outside the box, he rarely scores, and that’s the last thing we need. We need someone who knits up play more than anything. He isn’t that.
With the loan fee, you’re pushing 500K a week investment into a player who shoots from 35 yards 3/4 times in a game and does nothing else.
Barcelona are a disgrace, how the hell did they invest so much into an absolutely terrible footballer like Coutinho. Dembele too, another clown.
Gotta put a positive spin on things now my boy Arteta is running the ship, keep up.
Would love Coutinho here. Joga Bonita at the carpet baby.
Seriously though, I don’t rate him, never have. I’ll take him on loan I guess but even that’s hard for me as I don’t believe in the loan system for a big club like Arsenal.You being sarcastic or did you flip
This is really bad. I kept scrolling and scrolling waiting for the evidence to end.
Stick by it though, he’s had 1 top season in his career, struggled badly otherwise. Nearly 30 now, not wanted by Barcelona, Bayern, any topThis is really bad. I kept scrolling and scrolling waiting for the evidence to end.
Could have posted about 100 more.This is really bad. I kept scrolling and scrolling waiting for the evidence to end.
So much wisdom in this line. Top post!!!Note:
You do not become a Usual Suspect, you are born one.
I see there is a lot of unclarity on what makes a Usual Suspect on this forum.
Anthropological studies have delivered the following insights.
How to recognize a Usual Suspect:
Character traits:
Edgy, contrarian, know it all, seen it all, said it before. Will frequently remind people they knew/seen/said it. Depending on available evidence, they also never said it nor anything like it.
Strongly rooting against most decisions/signings, often changing goal posts and setting standards highly unlikely to be achieved to guarantee victory.
Often debate player traits unrelated to football. (Ex-)Players deemed unworthy for the shirt become gods when agenda requires.
Adamantly sticking by agenda (can be years) unless other suspects change agenda or evidence exposes them. After which Suspects will often make a full 180, denying involvement in previous agenda, claiming victimization.
Habitat:
Can usually be found agreeing with/praising other suspects or laying traps/ganging up on so called bums in player performance/transfer rumors threads.
Members can occasionally disappear for months, often announced in advance with reasonable notice.
Kryptonite:
Evidence/stats
Drug:
Bums, Midgets
Confirmed Casualties:
@Slartibartfast
@marktobias
Note:
You do not become a Usual Suspect, you are born one.
Confirmed suspects:
Suspect burner accounts currently under investigation.
I see there is a lot of unclarity on what makes a Usual Suspect on this forum.
Anthropological studies have delivered the following insights.
How to recognize a Usual Suspect:
Character traits:
Edgy, contrarian, know it all, seen it all, said it before. Will frequently remind people they knew/seen/said it. Depending on available evidence, they also never said it nor anything like it.
Strongly rooting against most decisions/signings, often changing goal posts and setting standards highly unlikely to be achieved to guarantee victory.
Often debate player traits unrelated to football. (Ex-)Players deemed unworthy for the shirt become gods when agenda requires.
Adamantly sticking by agenda (can be years) unless other suspects change agenda or evidence exposes them. After which Suspects will often make a full 180, denying involvement in previous agenda, claiming victimization.
Habitat:
Can usually be found agreeing with/praising other suspects or laying traps/ganging up on so called bums in player performance/transfer rumors threads.
Members can occasionally disappear for months, often announced in advance with reasonable notice.
Kryptonite:
Evidence/stats
Drug:
Bums, Midgets
Confirmed Casualties:
@Slartibartfast
@marktobias
Note:
You do not become a Usual Suspect, you are born one.
Confirmed suspects:
Suspect burner accounts currently under investigation.
Funny how a little team like Bayern don't seem to mind it. And whi did they loan?Seriously though, I don’t rate him, never have. I’ll take him on loan I guess but even that’s hard for me as I don’t believe in the loan system for a big club like Arsenal.
I don’t know? Didn’t Coman have injury problems. They don’t want to keep him though.Funny how a little team like Bayern don't seem to mind it. And whi did they loan?
His two most recent follows on Instagram are Auba and Martinelli