Premier League 23/24: Gameweek 2 (Aug 18-21)

[Halcyon Daze]

All Chelsea players they signed look under development that include enzo and Caicedo. Just horrific squad building lets buy young talent and stick them in most demanding league in world

TalkSport fun right now. Chav fans questioning £30m JWP v £105m Enzo. Drink it in.

 

[Riou]

Mod edit: too far now

 

[Halcyon Daze]

Ashley Cole looks tiny compared to Redknapp, and Redknapp can’t be more than 6ft.

Redknapp isn’t wearing a nightie either.

 

[sdotzdot]

Despite A-M sucking him off every other post this summer, I have never see it with him. He, Caicedo, isn’t a good passer. Yeah he covers loads of ground and can tackle, but in our team he’d stand out as his passing is so limited and you don’t pay 100m+ to have a guy who is really only at their best in a couple away games. TBF I think the same with Rice, but the idea we needed both was crazy. Rice-Caicedo is a Potch midfield but it is in no way an Arsenal one.

100%, it was clear as day if you watched any Caicedo game and understood our play would’ve been supremely limited in our team with Rice too.

It’s just a popularity thing. He was the big name signing so fans want him, there is no depth to the thinking behind what it would mean for the team.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Ironic he call his handle Carefree , he's the most uptight prick on twitter.

His whole gimmick is a lie. Nothing is Carefree about him. He cares too much.

 

[GDeep™]

Redknapp isn’t wearing a nightie either.

That shirt don’t look too bad.

 

[Hunta]

11 teams have lost so far this season. #invinciblewatch

Palace to make it 12 tomorrow when they hammer Teta and his bunch of fairies.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Well I only saw him play vs Ajax once and he was electric.

But so was Antony.

PL is a different beast clearly, Trossard was a steal.

He had notable displays against Madrid and Celtic too. He did look a genuine talent.

Antony .

 

[GDeep™]

Just want to add to this how @Riou would love a threesome with all the Sky pundits, except obviously the female one the little queer that he is...she would be in the kitchen where she belongs, making them all a sandwich for when they are finished.

Also...seen the box ticking going on at Sky these days, smh...

Please don’t do this. Change your avi..

 

[Sapient Hawk]

After recruiting 74 players over the summer, Chelsea continue to be a bit ****.

Who'da thunk it?!!

 

[James Bond]

Wait, just seen the highlights of the early game. How was Pickford called for a PK today, but Onana was not last week!?

I ****ing hate the PL refs!

 

[A_G]

Please don’t do this. Change your avi..

Someone reported it thinking it was you ffs

 

[LookingForEric]

I don’t see many top quality players in Chelsea’s team even as individual performances.

Enzo probably would get in a top 3 side, Colwill would be bedded in as he’s still so young but he’s class. I think Mudryk needs to be coached properly as he’s so raw but his pace alone is lethal.

Jackson is ****ing abysmal and the more he loses confidence the worse he’ll get. Sterling is alright but gone downhill. Lavia wasn’t even in the squad today and Caicedo is good but again, will take time to bed in.

Disasi is Maguire v.2. Keeper selection is crap, **** me they’ve wasted so much money.

 

[Tir Na Nog]

A massive thing I don't like is a manager of a big club coming into a new setup and just going 5atb in the hope of grinding out results. Especially when you know this is not Pochs style long term, it's lazy management.

Klopp walked into a Liverpool side with Lucas, Mignolet, Skertl and the likes and immediately got them trying to play his style.

 

[Taylor Gang Gunners]

Like I said in the Chelski thread. Chelski still miles off it. Poch needs time. A lot of time.

 

[Kris]

 

[Hunta]

Only two teams have won both games so far this season, Brighton and Man City. #HuntaStats

 

[Halcyon Daze]

I don’t see many top quality players in Chelsea’s team even as individual performances.

Enzo probably would get in a top 3 side, Colwill would be bedded in as he’s still so young but he’s class. I think Mudryk needs to be coached properly as he’s so raw but his pace alone is lethal.

Jackson is ****ing abysmal and the more he loses confidence the worse he’ll get. Sterling is alright but gone downhill. Lavia wasn’t even in the squad today and Caicedo is good but again, will take time to bed in.

Disasi is Maguire v.2. Keeper selection is crap, **** me they’ve wasted so much money.

Agree with most of this. But tell me why Enzo is a top 3 team player? I think he’s been forgettable pretty much since he’s signed.

 

[OnlyOne]

 

[Tir Na Nog]

How can Ange implement his style at Sp**s but Poch with hundreds of millions of talents has to go for the grind out results method? And proceed to lose with said method